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Mary Njeri
Guest
Jan 16, 2022
I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣️💭
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Muslima
Guest
Jan 8, 2022
They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶♂️🏡
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Yusra
Guest
Jan 7, 2022
😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!
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Bahati
Guest
Jan 4, 2022
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅♂️
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Mashaka
Guest
Dec 31, 2021
Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! 📱🔋
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Shabani
Guest
Dec 27, 2021
😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!
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Omari
Guest
Dec 11, 2021
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄
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Wilson Ombati
Guest
Dec 10, 2021
Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂
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Carol Nyakio
Guest
Nov 28, 2021
😆 Laughing so hard right now!
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Samson Mahiga
Guest
Nov 28, 2021
I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️
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Michael Onyango
Guest
Nov 17, 2021
It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎
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Philip Nyaga
Guest
Nov 12, 2021
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣
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Kheri
Guest
Oct 26, 2021
Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣
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Edwin Ndambuki
Guest
Oct 18, 2021
Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬
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Jabir
Guest
Oct 9, 2021
This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃
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Rose Kiwanga
Guest
Oct 4, 2021
How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️
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Shukuru
Guest
Oct 2, 2021
My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂
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Kazija
Guest
Sep 18, 2021
I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! 😆👶
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John Mushi
Guest
Sep 14, 2021
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️♂️
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Nassor
Guest
Aug 29, 2021
Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴
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Omari
Guest
Aug 18, 2021
Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍
I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. 🥃🍹
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Josephine Nekesa
Guest
Aug 11, 2021
Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐱🖱️
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Samson Tibaijuka
Guest
Aug 6, 2021
What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy! ⛄🐕
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Esther Cheruiyot
Guest
Aug 1, 2021
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜
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Miriam Mchome
Guest
Jul 23, 2021
I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉
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Mhina
Guest
Jul 23, 2021
What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌
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Robert Ndunguru
Guest
Jul 17, 2021
What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙♀️📖
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Mwanais
Guest
Jul 11, 2021
Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! 🐔🥚
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Faith Kariuki
Guest
Jul 10, 2021
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲
My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗
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Samson Tibaijuka
Guest
Jun 30, 2021
😂 I’m saving this one!
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Mwanais
Guest
Jun 20, 2021
I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆
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Lydia Mzindakaya
Guest
May 17, 2021
Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂
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Wande
Guest
May 15, 2021
Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰
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Joseph Kawawa
Guest
May 7, 2021
Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻
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Daniel Obura
Guest
May 5, 2021
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😏🛡️
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Rabia
Guest
Apr 30, 2021
What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞
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Mwanahawa
Guest
Apr 26, 2021
I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
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Mwakisu
Guest
Apr 14, 2021
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
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Mwinyi
Guest
Apr 9, 2021
I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣
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Joyce Aoko
Guest
Apr 7, 2021
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
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Elijah Mutua
Guest
Mar 25, 2021
I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔
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Joy Wacera
Guest
Mar 23, 2021
Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆
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Fadhila
Guest
Mar 19, 2021
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃
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Janet Sumari
Guest
Mar 12, 2021
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂
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Hamida
Guest
Feb 23, 2021
I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯
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Khadija
Guest
Feb 19, 2021
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾🏅
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Elizabeth Mtei
Guest
Feb 2, 2021
What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟♂️🌾
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Mwagonda
Guest
Jan 26, 2021
Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊
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Baridi
Guest
Jan 17, 2021
Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! ➕🤨
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Halimah
Guest
Jan 11, 2021
🤣 This one’s fire!
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John Mushi
Guest
Jan 9, 2021
Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂
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Christopher Oloo
Guest
Jan 8, 2021
I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴
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Mwalimu
Guest
Dec 23, 2020
Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮♀️
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Nora Kidata
Guest
Dec 21, 2020
I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅
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Catherine Naliaka
Guest
Dec 19, 2020
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓
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Salma
Guest
Dec 18, 2020
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
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Selemani
Guest
Dec 14, 2020
I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯
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Betty Akinyi
Guest
Dec 13, 2020
What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗
