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Tabu
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Nov 13, 2021
If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️
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Mwajabu
Guest
Nov 12, 2021
I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳
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Tambwe
Guest
Nov 9, 2021
Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴
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George Wanjala
Guest
Nov 6, 2021
😆 Rolling on the floor!
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Mwafirika
Guest
Oct 18, 2021
I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬
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Peter Mwambui
Guest
Oct 13, 2021
😄 Pure comedy gold!
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Omar
Guest
Oct 12, 2021
You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. 🎮🤔
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Lucy Mushi
Guest
Oct 9, 2021
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆
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Anna Malela
Guest
Oct 6, 2021
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫
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Elizabeth Mrope
Guest
Sep 28, 2021
😄 What a joke!
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Robert Okello
Guest
Sep 26, 2021
I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔
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Zakaria
Guest
Sep 22, 2021
You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒
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Lydia Mzindakaya
Guest
Sep 20, 2021
What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎶🧻
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Mwalimu
Guest
Sep 14, 2021
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮♂️
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Diana Mallya
Guest
Sep 13, 2021
My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭
The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️
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George Tenga
Guest
Aug 26, 2021
Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌
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Elizabeth Mrope
Guest
Aug 19, 2021
If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋♀️
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Jamila
Guest
Aug 18, 2021
I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳
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Mary Njeri
Guest
Aug 17, 2021
I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳
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George Wanjala
Guest
Aug 13, 2021
This is pure comedy gold! 😄
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Maimuna
Guest
Aug 12, 2021
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. 🙄👨💼
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Richard Mulwa
Guest
Aug 7, 2021
What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! 🎩🏃♂️
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Lydia Mzindakaya
Guest
Jul 27, 2021
If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌
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Nancy Kabura
Guest
Jun 30, 2021
What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️
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Jane Malecela
Guest
Jun 26, 2021
Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄
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Thomas Mtaki
Guest
Jun 25, 2021
🤣 This one got me good!
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John Malisa
Guest
Jun 24, 2021
What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! 🦉🎩
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Mwalimu
Guest
Jun 21, 2021
What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴
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George Mallya
Guest
Jun 15, 2021
Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜
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Wilson Ombati
Guest
Jun 10, 2021
What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! 🏴☠️🌊
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James Kimani
Guest
Jun 8, 2021
I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆
What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷♂️
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Rahma
Guest
Jun 5, 2021
The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰
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Jane Malecela
Guest
Jun 3, 2021
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂
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Mohamed
Guest
Jun 3, 2021
I don’t make mistakes. I date them. 💔😂
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Elizabeth Mrope
Guest
May 29, 2021
I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! ✈️📱
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Kenneth Murithi
Guest
May 23, 2021
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓
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Mwajuma
Guest
May 20, 2021
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
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Rose Lowassa
Guest
May 15, 2021
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋
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James Mduma
Guest
May 14, 2021
Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬
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Anna Sumari
Guest
May 10, 2021
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥
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Hassan
Guest
May 3, 2021
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔💬
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Carol Nyakio
Guest
May 2, 2021
Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵
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Janet Mbithe
Guest
Apr 30, 2021
Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥
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Brian Karanja
Guest
Apr 30, 2021
The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴
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James Kawawa
Guest
Apr 28, 2021
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖
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Khatib
Guest
Apr 20, 2021
How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌
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Alex Nyamweya
Guest
Apr 18, 2021
😆 I’m dying over here!
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Joseph Mallya
Guest
Mar 22, 2021
I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
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Francis Njeru
Guest
Mar 22, 2021
I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅
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Zainab
Guest
Mar 17, 2021
I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴
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Nancy Kawawa
Guest
Mar 15, 2021
The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴
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Joseph Kitine
Guest
Mar 6, 2021
This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯
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Sarafina
Guest
Mar 2, 2021
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜
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Ruth Kibona
Guest
Feb 23, 2021
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷♀️
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Kassim
Guest
Feb 18, 2021
I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🤷♀️
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Agnes Lowassa
Guest
Feb 18, 2021
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
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Patrick Akech
Guest
Feb 13, 2021
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
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Joyce Nkya
Guest
Feb 4, 2021
I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. 🤔🤸♂️
