Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on September 20, 2022

Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always leading you up to something! 🧪🪜

Mwinyi (Guest) on September 19, 2022

If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙

Maimuna (Guest) on September 15, 2022

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥

Mary Mrope (Guest) on August 31, 2022

I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋

Mzee (Guest) on August 27, 2022

I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. 🏃‍♂️😴

Mwinyi (Guest) on August 24, 2022

Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓

Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on August 20, 2022

My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭

Samuel Were (Guest) on August 15, 2022

🤣 This one got me good!

Halimah (Guest) on August 11, 2022

What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤

Omar (Guest) on July 20, 2022

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷

Ruth Kibona (Guest) on July 18, 2022

I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉

Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on July 8, 2022

What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Alice Mrema (Guest) on July 1, 2022

I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃

Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on June 24, 2022

I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️

Fadhili (Guest) on June 22, 2022

🤣 This one’s fire!

Yusuf (Guest) on June 18, 2022

How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃

John Kamande (Guest) on June 12, 2022

Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! 👠⚽

Habiba (Guest) on May 30, 2022

I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷‍♂️😆

Mzee (Guest) on May 25, 2022

Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰

Zulekha (Guest) on May 15, 2022

What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️

Joyce Mussa (Guest) on May 6, 2022

What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏

Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on May 6, 2022

I can resist anything except temptation. 😈😅

Joyce Nkya (Guest) on April 18, 2022

🤣 Sharing this with everyone!

Yahya (Guest) on April 16, 2022

What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️

Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on April 12, 2022

What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿

Peter Mbise (Guest) on April 8, 2022

😆 I’m still laughing, can’t stop!

Mary Mrope (Guest) on April 8, 2022

Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣

Ahmed (Guest) on March 31, 2022

My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅

Rose Lowassa (Guest) on March 30, 2022

I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂

Habiba (Guest) on March 20, 2022

Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸‍♂️💪

Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on March 15, 2022

Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰

Sultan (Guest) on March 8, 2022

What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂

Rehema (Guest) on February 25, 2022

What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚

Janet Wambura (Guest) on February 20, 2022

My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏

Hamida (Guest) on February 14, 2022

I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪

Salum (Guest) on February 6, 2022

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶

Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on February 3, 2022

Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤

Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on February 2, 2022

Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏

Zuhura (Guest) on January 31, 2022

Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂

Victor Kamau (Guest) on January 25, 2022

I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣

Chiku (Guest) on January 24, 2022

How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! 🌮🙏

Janet Sumari (Guest) on January 22, 2022

The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰

Lucy Wangui (Guest) on January 13, 2022

I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸‍♀️😅

Grace Njuguna (Guest) on January 12, 2022

Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️

Yahya (Guest) on December 30, 2021

I run like the winded. 🏃‍♀️😮‍💨

Moses Mwita (Guest) on December 27, 2021

I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂

Tabu (Guest) on December 19, 2021

😂 I need to save this one forever!

Diana Mumbua (Guest) on December 18, 2021

I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️

Peter Mbise (Guest) on December 17, 2021

😆 Totally hilarious!

Grace Wairimu (Guest) on December 14, 2021

😆 Saving this one!

Samuel Were (Guest) on December 12, 2021

Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔

Mhina (Guest) on December 6, 2021

Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰

Maneno (Guest) on December 4, 2021

I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪

Fatuma (Guest) on November 26, 2021

Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? ✂️🧵

Victor Malima (Guest) on November 24, 2021

My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭

Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on November 21, 2021

😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!

Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on November 21, 2021

😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!

Janet Sumaye (Guest) on November 8, 2021

Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎

Mwanaidha (Guest) on November 6, 2021

I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆

Muslima (Guest) on October 26, 2021

I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃