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Habiba
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Oct 17, 2022
I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰
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Mhina
Guest
Oct 16, 2022
The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. 📖💼
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Monica Nyalandu
Guest
Oct 6, 2022
Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄
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Khamis
Guest
Oct 4, 2022
😂 This joke just made my day!
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George Wanjala
Guest
Oct 4, 2022
Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛♂️🧄
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Thomas Mwakalindile
Guest
Sep 16, 2022
Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! 🐔🥚
The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️
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Samson Tibaijuka
Guest
Sep 2, 2022
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃
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Thomas Mtaki
Guest
Aug 27, 2022
🤣 Pure genius!
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Janet Sumaye
Guest
Aug 19, 2022
Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? 📅😆
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Philip Nyaga
Guest
Aug 15, 2022
That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅
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Isaac Kiptoo
Guest
Aug 4, 2022
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️
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Isaac Kiptoo
Guest
Jul 27, 2022
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅
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Peter Mbise
Guest
Jul 23, 2022
I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷♂️😆
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Agnes Lowassa
Guest
Jul 17, 2022
I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴
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Mwanahawa
Guest
Jul 9, 2022
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣
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Elizabeth Mrema
Guest
Jul 8, 2022
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆
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Anna Malela
Guest
Jul 7, 2022
What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚
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Mchuma
Guest
Jul 4, 2022
Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓
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Stephen Kangethe
Guest
Jul 4, 2022
Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂
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Paul Kamau
Guest
Jul 2, 2022
Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋
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Fadhila
Guest
Jul 2, 2022
What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! 🧱😎
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Frank Macha
Guest
Jul 1, 2022
Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? 🛌💤
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Dorothy Nkya
Guest
Jun 22, 2022
😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!
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David Nyerere
Guest
Jun 20, 2022
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨🌾🏆
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Salma
Guest
Jun 15, 2022
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭
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Simon Kiprono
Guest
Jun 15, 2022
Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥
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Bakari
Guest
Jun 7, 2022
This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣
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Yusuf
Guest
Jun 2, 2022
😂 I’m sending this to everyone I know!
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Joseph Kitine
Guest
May 30, 2022
😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!
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Christopher Oloo
Guest
May 30, 2022
What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟♂️🌾
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Stephen Kangethe
Guest
May 24, 2022
I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔
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Mary Kidata
Guest
May 19, 2022
Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂
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Shamim
Guest
May 16, 2022
Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! 👠⚽
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Rose Kiwanga
Guest
May 10, 2022
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏
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Mustafa
Guest
May 7, 2022
Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? 😴👹
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Andrew Odhiambo
Guest
May 4, 2022
Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! ➕🤨
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Zainab
Guest
May 1, 2022
You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. 🍕🤷♂️
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Shamsa
Guest
Apr 26, 2022
If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦
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Tabitha Okumu
Guest
Apr 26, 2022
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋
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Amani
Guest
Apr 25, 2022
What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗
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Paul Kamau
Guest
Apr 20, 2022
Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰
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Farida
Guest
Apr 7, 2022
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔
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Rose Lowassa
Guest
Apr 5, 2022
😆 I’m dying over here!
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Betty Kimaro
Guest
Mar 29, 2022
How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛♂️🤧
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Patrick Akech
Guest
Mar 26, 2022
😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!
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Salma
Guest
Mar 12, 2022
I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆
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Azima
Guest
Mar 9, 2022
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓
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Nyota
Guest
Feb 26, 2022
What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! 🦉🎩
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Mwanakhamis
Guest
Feb 24, 2022
😄 Nailed it!
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Charles Mrope
Guest
Feb 23, 2022
I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞
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Yahya
Guest
Feb 13, 2022
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️♂️
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Shukuru
Guest
Feb 8, 2022
The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴
I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️♂️👶
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Mary Njeri
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Feb 4, 2022
I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳
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Kenneth Murithi
Guest
Feb 1, 2022
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔
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Grace Njuguna
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Jan 30, 2022
I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕
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Margaret Anyango
Guest
Jan 8, 2022
If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝
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Moses Mwita
Guest
Dec 31, 2021
How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️
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Elizabeth Mrema
Guest
Dec 14, 2021
Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰
