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Habiba
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Oct 17, 2022
I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. โ๏ธ๐ฐ
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Mhina
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Oct 16, 2022
The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. ๐๐ผ
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Monica Nyalandu
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Oct 6, 2022
Hilarious! This oneโs going into my favorites! ๐
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Khamis
Guest
Oct 4, 2022
๐ This joke just made my day!
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George Wanjala
Guest
Oct 4, 2022
Why donโt vampires like garlic? Itโs a pain in the neck! ๐งโโ๏ธ๐ง
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Thomas Mwakalindile
Guest
Sep 16, 2022
Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they donโt have chairs! ๐๐ฅ
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Umi
Guest
Sep 13, 2022
The road to success is always under construction. ๐ง๐๏ธ
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Samson Tibaijuka
Guest
Sep 2, 2022
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. ๐ด๐
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Thomas Mtaki
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Aug 27, 2022
๐คฃ Pure genius!
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Janet Sumaye
Guest
Aug 19, 2022
Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? ๐
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Philip Nyaga
Guest
Aug 15, 2022
That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, youโre innocent.' ๐ฌ๐
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Isaac Kiptoo
Guest
Aug 4, 2022
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! ๐ตโ๏ธ
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Isaac Kiptoo
Guest
Jul 27, 2022
Iโve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. ๐๐
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Peter Mbise
Guest
Jul 23, 2022
Iโd agree with you but then weโd both be wrong. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐
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Agnes Lowassa
Guest
Jul 17, 2022
I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. ๐ฆ๐ด
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Mwanahawa
Guest
Jul 9, 2022
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. ๐ช๐คฃ
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Elizabeth Mrema
Guest
Jul 8, 2022
Iโm writing a book. Iโve got the page numbers done. ๐๐
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Anna Malela
Guest
Jul 7, 2022
What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! ๐๐ฅ
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Mchuma
Guest
Jul 4, 2022
Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! ๐ฑ๐
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Stephen Kangethe
Guest
Jul 4, 2022
Sometimes I drink waterโjust to surprise my liver. ๐ฅค๐
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Paul Kamau
Guest
Jul 2, 2022
Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! ๐๐
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Fadhila
Guest
Jul 2, 2022
What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! ๐งฑ๐
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Frank Macha
Guest
Jul 1, 2022
Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? ๐๐ค
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Dorothy Nkya
Guest
Jun 22, 2022
๐ Iโm literally in stitches right now!
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David Nyerere
Guest
Jun 20, 2022
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! ๐จโ๐พ๐
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Salma
Guest
Jun 15, 2022
When nothing goes right, go left. โฌ
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Simon Kiprono
Guest
Jun 15, 2022
Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. ๐๐ฅ
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Bakari
Guest
Jun 7, 2022
This joke just made my dayโhilarious! ๐คฃ
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Yusuf
Guest
Jun 2, 2022
๐ Iโm sending this to everyone I know!
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Joseph Kitine
Guest
May 30, 2022
๐ Definitely my new go-to joke!
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Christopher Oloo
Guest
May 30, 2022
What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! ๐งโโ๏ธ๐พ
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Stephen Kangethe
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May 24, 2022
I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. ๐ง๐ค
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Mary Kidata
Guest
May 19, 2022
Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasnโt tried chocolate. ๐ซ๐
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Shamim
Guest
May 16, 2022
Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! ๐ โฝ
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Rose Kiwanga
Guest
May 10, 2022
My hobbies include eating and complaining that Iโm gaining weight. ๐๐
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Mustafa
Guest
May 7, 2022
Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? ๐ด๐น
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Andrew Odhiambo
Guest
May 4, 2022
Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didnโt add up! โ๐คจ
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Zainab
Guest
May 1, 2022
You canโt make everyone happy. Youโre not pizza. ๐๐คทโโ๏ธ
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Shamsa
Guest
Apr 26, 2022
If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. ๐ณ๏ธ๐ฆ
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Tabitha Okumu
Guest
Apr 26, 2022
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! ๐ท๐ฅ
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Amani
Guest
Apr 25, 2022
What did the traffic light say to the car? Donโt look, Iโm changing! ๐ฆ๐
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Paul Kamau
Guest
Apr 20, 2022
Why donโt oysters donate to charity? Because theyโre shellfish! ๐ฆช๐ฐ
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Farida
Guest
Apr 7, 2022
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. ๐คข๐ค
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Rose Lowassa
Guest
Apr 5, 2022
๐ Iโm dying over here!
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Betty Kimaro
Guest
Mar 29, 2022
How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! ๐งโโ๏ธ๐คง
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Patrick Akech
Guest
Mar 26, 2022
๐ Totally didnโt see that coming!
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Salma
Guest
Mar 12, 2022
I donโt need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. โ๐
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Azima
Guest
Mar 9, 2022
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? ๐ซโ
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Nyota
Guest
Feb 26, 2022
What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! ๐ฆ๐ฉ
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Mwanakhamis
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Feb 24, 2022
๐ Nailed it!
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Charles Mrope
Guest
Feb 23, 2022
I love sleep because itโs like a time machine to breakfast. ๐๏ธ๐ฅ
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Yahya
Guest
Feb 13, 2022
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! ๐๐ต๏ธโโ๏ธ
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Shukuru
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Feb 8, 2022
The older I get, the earlier it gets late. ๐ฐ๏ธ๐ด
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Tabu
Guest
Feb 5, 2022
Iโve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? ๐๏ธโโ๏ธ๐ถ
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Mary Njeri
Guest
Feb 4, 2022
Iโve had my patience tested. Iโm negative. ๐โณ
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Kenneth Murithi
Guest
Feb 1, 2022
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns donโt work! ๐๐
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Grace Njuguna
Guest
Jan 30, 2022
I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. ๐๐
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Margaret Anyango
Guest
Jan 8, 2022
If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. ๐๐
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Moses Mwita
Guest
Dec 31, 2021
How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! ๐ฆ๐ฝ๏ธ
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Elizabeth Mrema
Guest
Dec 14, 2021
Why donโt crabs give to charity? Because theyโre shellfish! ๐ฆ๐ฐ
