Short Answer: Because it had a head start! πββοΈπ₯¬
Explanation: The answer plays on the double meaning of "head," as both a part of the cabbage and a term used to describe an advantage at the beginning of a race. By using a pun, the answer creates a light-hearted and humorous tone. The emoji adds an extra touch of playfulness to the response.
Habiba (Guest) on October 17, 2022
I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. βοΈπ°
Mhina (Guest) on October 16, 2022
The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. ππΌ
Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on October 6, 2022
Hilarious! This oneβs going into my favorites! π
Khamis (Guest) on October 4, 2022
π This joke just made my day!
George Wanjala (Guest) on October 4, 2022
Why donβt vampires like garlic? Itβs a pain in the neck! π§ββοΈπ§
Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on September 16, 2022
Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they donβt have chairs! ππ₯
Umi (Guest) on September 13, 2022
The road to success is always under construction. π§ποΈ
Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on September 2, 2022
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. π΄π
Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on August 27, 2022
π€£ Pure genius!
Janet Sumaye (Guest) on August 19, 2022
Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? π π
Philip Nyaga (Guest) on August 15, 2022
That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, youβre innocent.' π¬π
Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on August 4, 2022
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! π΅βοΈ
Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on July 27, 2022
Iβve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. ππ
Peter Mbise (Guest) on July 23, 2022
Iβd agree with you but then weβd both be wrong. π€·ββοΈπ
Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on July 17, 2022
I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. π¦π΄
Mwanahawa (Guest) on July 9, 2022
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. πͺπ€£
Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on July 8, 2022
Iβm writing a book. Iβve got the page numbers done. ππ
Anna Malela (Guest) on July 7, 2022
What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! ππ₯
Mchuma (Guest) on July 4, 2022
Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! π±π
Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on July 4, 2022
Sometimes I drink waterβjust to surprise my liver. π₯€π
Paul Kamau (Guest) on July 2, 2022
Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! ππ
Fadhila (Guest) on July 2, 2022
What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! π§±π
Frank Macha (Guest) on July 1, 2022
Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? ππ€
Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on June 22, 2022
π Iβm literally in stitches right now!
David Nyerere (Guest) on June 20, 2022
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! π¨βπΎπ
Salma (Guest) on June 15, 2022
When nothing goes right, go left. β¬ οΈπ§
Simon Kiprono (Guest) on June 15, 2022
Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. ππ₯
Bakari (Guest) on June 7, 2022
This joke just made my dayβhilarious! π€£
Yusuf (Guest) on June 2, 2022
π Iβm sending this to everyone I know!
Joseph Kitine (Guest) on May 30, 2022
π Definitely my new go-to joke!
Christopher Oloo (Guest) on May 30, 2022
What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! π§ββοΈπΎ
Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on May 24, 2022
I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. π§π€
Mary Kidata (Guest) on May 19, 2022
Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasnβt tried chocolate. π«π
Shamim (Guest) on May 16, 2022
Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! π β½
Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on May 10, 2022
My hobbies include eating and complaining that Iβm gaining weight. ππ
Mustafa (Guest) on May 7, 2022
Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? π΄πΉ
Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on May 4, 2022
Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didnβt add up! βπ€¨
Zainab (Guest) on May 1, 2022
You canβt make everyone happy. Youβre not pizza. ππ€·ββοΈ
Shamsa (Guest) on April 26, 2022
If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. π³οΈπ¦
Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on April 26, 2022
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! π·π₯
Amani (Guest) on April 25, 2022
What did the traffic light say to the car? Donβt look, Iβm changing! π¦π
Paul Kamau (Guest) on April 20, 2022
Why donβt oysters donate to charity? Because theyβre shellfish! π¦ͺπ°
Farida (Guest) on April 7, 2022
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. π€’π€
Rose Lowassa (Guest) on April 5, 2022
π Iβm dying over here!
Betty Kimaro (Guest) on March 29, 2022
How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! π§ββοΈπ€§
Patrick Akech (Guest) on March 26, 2022
π Totally didnβt see that coming!
Salma (Guest) on March 12, 2022
I donβt need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. βπ
Azima (Guest) on March 9, 2022
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? π«β
Nyota (Guest) on February 26, 2022
What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! π¦π©
Mwanakhamis (Guest) on February 24, 2022
π Nailed it!
Charles Mrope (Guest) on February 23, 2022
I love sleep because itβs like a time machine to breakfast. ποΈπ₯
Yahya (Guest) on February 13, 2022
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! ππ΅οΈββοΈ
Shukuru (Guest) on February 8, 2022
The older I get, the earlier it gets late. π°οΈπ΄
Tabu (Guest) on February 5, 2022
Iβve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? ποΈββοΈπΆ
Mary Njeri (Guest) on February 4, 2022
Iβve had my patience tested. Iβm negative. πβ³
Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on February 1, 2022
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns donβt work! ππ
Grace Njuguna (Guest) on January 30, 2022
I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. ππ
Margaret Anyango (Guest) on January 8, 2022
If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. ππ
Moses Mwita (Guest) on December 31, 2021
How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! π¦π½οΈ
Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on December 14, 2021
Why donβt crabs give to charity? Because theyβre shellfish! π¦π°