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Selemani
Guest
Nov 4, 2022
😄 You got me!
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Latifa
Guest
Nov 1, 2022
I don’t make mistakes. I date them. 💔😂
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Abdillah
Guest
Oct 23, 2022
I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯
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Stephen Mushi
Guest
Oct 21, 2022
🤣 This joke just made my whole day!
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Joseph Kitine
Guest
Oct 10, 2022
I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆
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Michael Mboya
Guest
Oct 8, 2022
Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕
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Grace Minja
Guest
Sep 27, 2022
😆 I’m dying over here!
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Thomas Mwakalindile
Guest
Sep 14, 2022
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷♀️
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Baraka
Guest
Aug 28, 2022
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
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Elizabeth Mrope
Guest
Aug 27, 2022
How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌
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Maneno
Guest
Aug 17, 2022
The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. 📖💼
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Mwanahawa
Guest
Aug 13, 2022
I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖
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Amina
Guest
Aug 8, 2022
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️
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Ahmed
Guest
Aug 3, 2022
My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼
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Edward Lowassa
Guest
Aug 1, 2022
That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅
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Kijakazi
Guest
Jul 31, 2022
I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂
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Esther Cheruiyot
Guest
Jul 23, 2022
My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈
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George Tenga
Guest
Jul 6, 2022
Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂
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Sumaya
Guest
Jul 2, 2022
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅♂️
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Martin Otieno
Guest
Jun 24, 2022
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧
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Safiya
Guest
Jun 21, 2022
Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆
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Anthony Kariuki
Guest
Jun 19, 2022
I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷♂️🤭
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Diana Mumbua
Guest
Jun 3, 2022
What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷♂️
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Baraka
Guest
Jun 1, 2022
Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰
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Margaret Anyango
Guest
Jun 1, 2022
This joke deserves an award! 🏆
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Maida
Guest
May 24, 2022
😄 Too good!
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Nyota
Guest
May 15, 2022
I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻
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Violet Mumo
Guest
May 9, 2022
I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️♂️😆
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Sarafina
Guest
May 5, 2022
I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩💼
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Lucy Mushi
Guest
Apr 28, 2022
What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎶🧻
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Khalifa
Guest
Apr 17, 2022
Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂
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Daniel Obura
Guest
Apr 3, 2022
😄 This is pure brilliance!
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James Malima
Guest
Apr 2, 2022
My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯
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Mwanahawa
Guest
Mar 31, 2022
I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸♀️🤫
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Nicholas Wanjohi
Guest
Mar 31, 2022
🤣 Brilliant joke!
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Nancy Komba
Guest
Mar 27, 2022
What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤
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Mwanais
Guest
Mar 25, 2022
😂 This is a keeper!
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Michael Mboya
Guest
Mar 24, 2022
😅 I needed that!
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Hawa
Guest
Mar 22, 2022
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆
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Sharifa
Guest
Mar 14, 2022
What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! 🐑🚗
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Margaret Mahiga
Guest
Mar 5, 2022
😂 This is too funny!
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Mwanaidha
Guest
Feb 26, 2022
This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆
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Salum
Guest
Feb 14, 2022
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅👗
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Zawadi
Guest
Feb 8, 2022
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃
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Joseph Kawawa
Guest
Feb 5, 2022
Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵
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Latifa
Guest
Feb 2, 2022
😃 Mood instantly lifted!
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Habiba
Guest
Jan 29, 2022
😆 Laughing so hard right now!
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Nancy Kawawa
Guest
Jan 28, 2022
If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. 🔥😅
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John Mwangi
Guest
Jan 11, 2022
I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖
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Victor Malima
Guest
Dec 19, 2021
I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️👋
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Hashim
Guest
Dec 10, 2021
Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉
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Kevin Maina
Guest
Dec 9, 2021
I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷♂️
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David Kawawa
Guest
Dec 5, 2021
I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶♂️
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Francis Mrope
Guest
Nov 27, 2021
😆 I’m still laughing, can’t stop!
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Masika
Guest
Nov 27, 2021
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
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Victor Sokoine
Guest
Nov 20, 2021
This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁
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Josephine Nekesa
Guest
Nov 6, 2021
Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️
Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎
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Zulekha
Guest
Oct 16, 2021
Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳
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John Mwangi
Guest
Oct 7, 2021
Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴
