Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on June 11, 2022

Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃‍♀️

Rabia (Guest) on June 10, 2022

I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️

Mwanahawa (Guest) on June 7, 2022

How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂

James Malima (Guest) on June 2, 2022

Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! 💸🍹

Khadija (Guest) on June 2, 2022

😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!

Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on May 12, 2022

Coffee: because adulting is hard. ☕👨‍💼

Abubakar (Guest) on May 11, 2022

What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿

Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on May 7, 2022

I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜

Peter Mwambui (Guest) on April 27, 2022

I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜

Amir (Guest) on April 14, 2022

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. 🍷🙏

Anna Sumari (Guest) on April 12, 2022

I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳

Farida (Guest) on April 5, 2022

How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠

Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on March 27, 2022

How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉

Yusuf (Guest) on March 22, 2022

The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. 📖💼

Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on March 19, 2022

I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸‍♀️🤫

Samuel Were (Guest) on March 6, 2022

What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉

Lucy Mushi (Guest) on March 6, 2022

Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳

Khadija (Guest) on February 17, 2022

Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬

Alice Mrema (Guest) on February 8, 2022

I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼

Mwajuma (Guest) on February 2, 2022

I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 💑🤣

David Kawawa (Guest) on February 2, 2022

Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸

Mgeni (Guest) on January 31, 2022

I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅

Juma (Guest) on January 30, 2022

I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. 😜🦄

Mwagonda (Guest) on January 30, 2022

If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. ☕🙋‍♀️

Leila (Guest) on January 29, 2022

Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐱🖱️

Sarah Achieng (Guest) on January 23, 2022

I can resist anything except temptation. 😈😅

Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on January 19, 2022

I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉

Sarah Mbise (Guest) on January 17, 2022

What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Mchuma (Guest) on December 19, 2021

Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥

Nasra (Guest) on December 12, 2021

I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜

Alice Mrema (Guest) on December 10, 2021

😄 You got me good!

Mwalimu (Guest) on December 1, 2021

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. 🙄👨‍💼

Francis Mtangi (Guest) on November 28, 2021

What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙‍♀️📖

Victor Sokoine (Guest) on November 22, 2021

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃‍♂️

Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on November 20, 2021

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋

Victor Kamau (Guest) on November 18, 2021

What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛‍♂️🍊

George Ndungu (Guest) on November 13, 2021

I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷‍♂️🤭

Stephen Amollo (Guest) on November 1, 2021

What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧

Monica Lissu (Guest) on October 28, 2021

I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇‍♂️

Chris Okello (Guest) on October 27, 2021

I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷

Fadhili (Guest) on October 26, 2021

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😲👀

Hamida (Guest) on October 22, 2021

Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂

Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on October 19, 2021

I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣️💭

Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on October 12, 2021

😃 Instant mood boost!

Alice Mrema (Guest) on October 12, 2021

What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! 🦉🎩

Mashaka (Guest) on October 6, 2021

Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔

Patrick Kidata (Guest) on September 19, 2021

😂 This is a keeper!

Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on September 9, 2021

What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟

Stephen Mushi (Guest) on August 27, 2021

Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵

Janet Mwikali (Guest) on August 24, 2021

Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕

Jamila (Guest) on August 19, 2021

Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰

Raha (Guest) on August 18, 2021

You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. 🍕🤷‍♂️

Amani (Guest) on August 12, 2021

I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! 😆👶

Makame (Guest) on August 11, 2021

🤣 Didn’t see it coming!

Joyce Nkya (Guest) on August 10, 2021

😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!

John Lissu (Guest) on August 6, 2021

I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆

Fadhili (Guest) on August 3, 2021

I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️👋

Janet Wambura (Guest) on July 21, 2021

Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣

Nancy Akumu (Guest) on July 11, 2021

Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻

Ahmed (Guest) on July 2, 2021

I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅