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Ndoto
Guest
Oct 22, 2022
I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. 🦞🍕
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Salma
Guest
Oct 13, 2022
😆 I’m still laughing, can’t stop!
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Issack
Guest
Oct 8, 2022
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌
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Edwin Ndambuki
Guest
Oct 7, 2022
I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳
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Kheri
Guest
Sep 24, 2022
Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵
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Samuel Omondi
Guest
Sep 21, 2022
😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!
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Frank Macha
Guest
Sep 20, 2022
I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧
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Henry Sokoine
Guest
Sep 20, 2022
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤
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John Kamande
Guest
Sep 16, 2022
I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? 🙄💬
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Warda
Guest
Sep 14, 2022
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️
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Safiya
Guest
Sep 2, 2022
I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜
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Mgeni
Guest
Aug 31, 2022
Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! 🍰🛋️
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Tabu
Guest
Aug 14, 2022
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! 🐝🍯
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Kahina
Guest
Aug 11, 2022
The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️
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Salma
Guest
Aug 10, 2022
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆
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Charles Mboje
Guest
Aug 4, 2022
I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆
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Thomas Mwakalindile
Guest
Jul 30, 2022
Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! 🦞🙅♂️
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Frank Sokoine
Guest
Jul 15, 2022
Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰
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Patrick Kidata
Guest
Jul 12, 2022
This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃
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Patrick Akech
Guest
Jul 1, 2022
You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥
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Grace Minja
Guest
Jun 30, 2022
Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️
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David Sokoine
Guest
Jun 21, 2022
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂
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Neema
Guest
Jun 4, 2022
I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆
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Agnes Sumaye
Guest
May 28, 2022
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃
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Bakari
Guest
May 24, 2022
😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!
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Lydia Mutheu
Guest
May 20, 2022
😄 Perfect joke!
Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰
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Baridi
Guest
May 10, 2022
I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌
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Yusra
Guest
May 4, 2022
😄 You got me!
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Alice Mrema
Guest
Apr 29, 2022
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
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Abubakari
Guest
Apr 23, 2022
Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴
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Khatib
Guest
Apr 23, 2022
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭
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Shamsa
Guest
Apr 16, 2022
What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞
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Joyce Aoko
Guest
Apr 13, 2022
I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪
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Asha
Guest
Apr 11, 2022
If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬
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Samson Mahiga
Guest
Apr 7, 2022
🤣 This joke is just too good!
If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋♀️
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Zawadi
Guest
Apr 3, 2022
If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸
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Isaac Kiptoo
Guest
Apr 2, 2022
I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! 😆👶
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Hamida
Guest
Mar 28, 2022
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔
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Jackson Makori
Guest
Mar 21, 2022
What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻
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Monica Adhiambo
Guest
Mar 21, 2022
Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️
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Rose Amukowa
Guest
Mar 16, 2022
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊
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Rose Amukowa
Guest
Mar 8, 2022
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣
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Mary Njeri
Guest
Mar 7, 2022
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫
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Shamim
Guest
Mar 6, 2022
My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼
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Nashon
Guest
Mar 1, 2022
Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙
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Joy Wacera
Guest
Feb 27, 2022
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔💬
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Joyce Aoko
Guest
Feb 25, 2022
Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣
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David Kawawa
Guest
Feb 25, 2022
Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! 🍌👯♂️
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Alex Nakitare
Guest
Feb 19, 2022
The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴
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Jane Muthoni
Guest
Feb 18, 2022
What’s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! 🪂🌍
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Sarafina
Guest
Feb 17, 2022
I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔
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Farida
Guest
Feb 17, 2022
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴
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Amina
Guest
Feb 7, 2022
I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤
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Khadija
Guest
Jan 30, 2022
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
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Elizabeth Mtei
Guest
Jan 27, 2022
Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! 📘🤷♂️
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George Ndungu
Guest
Jan 26, 2022
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 💑🤣
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Amina
Guest
Jan 13, 2022
I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜
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Peter Mwambui
Guest
Jan 5, 2022
I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂
