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Maneno
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Sep 26, 2022
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫
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Monica Adhiambo
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Sep 14, 2022
I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆
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Victor Sokoine
Guest
Sep 7, 2022
The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. 📖💼
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Samuel Omondi
Guest
Sep 5, 2022
I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌
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Victor Kimario
Guest
Sep 4, 2022
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
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Biashara
Guest
Sep 2, 2022
I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏
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Diana Mallya
Guest
Aug 27, 2022
What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋
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Diana Mallya
Guest
Aug 27, 2022
I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! 😆👶
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Grace Majaliwa
Guest
Aug 27, 2022
Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊
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Faith Kariuki
Guest
Aug 26, 2022
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘
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Josephine Nduta
Guest
Aug 8, 2022
What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡
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Victor Malima
Guest
Aug 8, 2022
What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧
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Mchawi
Guest
Aug 7, 2022
😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!
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Kheri
Guest
Aug 3, 2022
Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱
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Janet Sumari
Guest
Jul 31, 2022
😄 You totally won the internet today!
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Farida
Guest
Jul 7, 2022
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸
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Josephine Nekesa
Guest
Jul 5, 2022
😆 That punchline!
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Monica Nyalandu
Guest
Jun 20, 2022
I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️♂️😆
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Issack
Guest
Jun 19, 2022
I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴
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Binti
Guest
Jun 18, 2022
😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!
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Stephen Mushi
Guest
Jun 18, 2022
I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐
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Joseph Kawawa
Guest
Jun 11, 2022
I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
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Sharifa
Guest
Jun 1, 2022
This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂
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Sultan
Guest
May 23, 2022
What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! 📚🏢
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Charles Wafula
Guest
May 22, 2022
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😜🛡️
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Fredrick Mutiso
Guest
May 18, 2022
How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰
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Grace Majaliwa
Guest
May 3, 2022
How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉
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Charles Wafula
Guest
May 3, 2022
Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵
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Benjamin Masanja
Guest
Apr 11, 2022
😁 Best laugh of the day!
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George Mallya
Guest
Apr 9, 2022
Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵
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Edward Lowassa
Guest
Apr 8, 2022
What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞
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Fredrick Mutiso
Guest
Apr 5, 2022
I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆
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Issack
Guest
Mar 24, 2022
I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜
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Mary Sokoine
Guest
Mar 20, 2022
My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠
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Josephine Nduta
Guest
Mar 17, 2022
😂 Gotta save this!
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Sekela
Guest
Mar 3, 2022
Monday should be optional. 😴⏳
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Rose Waithera
Guest
Mar 3, 2022
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. 🍷🙏
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Amina
Guest
Feb 13, 2022
Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾
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Muslima
Guest
Feb 12, 2022
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲
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Alice Jebet
Guest
Feb 5, 2022
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉🤔
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Kiza
Guest
Jan 23, 2022
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠
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Peter Otieno
Guest
Jan 13, 2022
I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬
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Agnes Sumaye
Guest
Jan 9, 2022
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴
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Maneno
Guest
Jan 8, 2022
🤣 This joke is too good!
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Francis Mtangi
Guest
Dec 30, 2021
Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸♀️❤️
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Grace Njuguna
Guest
Dec 28, 2021
What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻
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Mwajabu
Guest
Dec 25, 2021
What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤
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Leila
Guest
Dec 24, 2021
I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪
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Mhina
Guest
Dec 22, 2021
Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! 🐔🥁
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Khalifa
Guest
Dec 19, 2021
Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸
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Lydia Wanyama
Guest
Dec 16, 2021
Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! 🦞🙅♂️
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Betty Kimaro
Guest
Dec 14, 2021
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. 🏃♂️😴
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Mwanais
Guest
Dec 12, 2021
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️♀️
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Monica Nyalandu
Guest
Dec 11, 2021
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿
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Susan Wangari
Guest
Dec 1, 2021
I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? 🙄💬
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Amir
Guest
Nov 28, 2021
This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆
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Nancy Akumu
Guest
Nov 26, 2021
Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡
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Mwanaidha
Guest
Nov 22, 2021
What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! 🎩🏃♂️
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Philip Nyaga
Guest
Nov 18, 2021
😆 Can’t stop laughing!
