Stephen Mushi (Guest) on September 17, 2022

Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! 💀🕺

Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on September 12, 2022

I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆

Nassor (Guest) on September 12, 2022

What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️‍♂️

Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on August 17, 2022

Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯

Mwagonda (Guest) on August 14, 2022

I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃

Joyce Aoko (Guest) on August 7, 2022

I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷‍♂️😂

Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on August 3, 2022

Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱

Maulid (Guest) on July 24, 2022

What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛‍♂️🍊

Shamim (Guest) on July 22, 2022

😁 This made my day!

Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on July 16, 2022

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. 🍷🙏

Michael Onyango (Guest) on July 7, 2022

It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂

Rashid (Guest) on June 29, 2022

If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️

Nassor (Guest) on June 20, 2022

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️

David Sokoine (Guest) on June 17, 2022

I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴

Nasra (Guest) on June 17, 2022

I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️😜

Muslima (Guest) on May 21, 2022

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭

Rashid (Guest) on May 13, 2022

I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. 😜🦄

Mariam (Guest) on May 10, 2022

How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! 👷‍♂️🏗️

Hawa (Guest) on May 6, 2022

My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯

Abubakari (Guest) on April 14, 2022

My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭

Maneno (Guest) on April 12, 2022

Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵

James Mduma (Guest) on April 2, 2022

What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜

Victor Malima (Guest) on March 29, 2022

Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️

Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on March 29, 2022

🤣 Didn’t see that coming!

Rose Lowassa (Guest) on March 28, 2022

I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆

Hellen Nduta (Guest) on March 26, 2022

Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📚😭

Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on March 21, 2022

I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆

Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on March 20, 2022

I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤

Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on March 1, 2022

Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳

Patrick Mutua (Guest) on February 24, 2022

I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂

Fadhili (Guest) on February 14, 2022

What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨

Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on February 10, 2022

I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌

Patrick Mutua (Guest) on February 10, 2022

Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮‍♀️

Halimah (Guest) on February 5, 2022

😄 You got me!

Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on January 10, 2022

🤣 Pure genius!

Mashaka (Guest) on January 9, 2022

😂 So funny!

Halima (Guest) on January 5, 2022

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️

Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on December 27, 2021

Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️

Mwajabu (Guest) on December 22, 2021

I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄

Richard Mulwa (Guest) on December 20, 2021

I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉🤔

Alice Jebet (Guest) on December 15, 2021

Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? ✂️🧵

Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on December 15, 2021

Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️

Andrew Mchome (Guest) on December 9, 2021

I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼

Furaha (Guest) on November 27, 2021

What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡

Mtumwa (Guest) on November 21, 2021

I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳

Kassim (Guest) on November 13, 2021

I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️

Frank Macha (Guest) on November 12, 2021

Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂

Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on November 6, 2021

I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕🏃‍♂️

Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on October 30, 2021

I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆

Irene Akoth (Guest) on October 25, 2021

I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂

Warda (Guest) on October 24, 2021

😆 I’m dying over here!

Victor Sokoine (Guest) on October 24, 2021

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃‍♂️

Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on October 24, 2021

😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!

Mgeni (Guest) on October 24, 2021

My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹

Zubeida (Guest) on October 21, 2021

What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞

Raha (Guest) on September 29, 2021

Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰

Josephine Nduta (Guest) on September 24, 2021

Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒

John Malisa (Guest) on September 17, 2021

Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸‍♂️

Arifa (Guest) on September 16, 2021

I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. 🍰😂

Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on September 9, 2021

Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰