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Stephen Amollo
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Nov 10, 2022
Why donโt bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! ๐๐ฏโโ๏ธ
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Josephine Nekesa
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Oct 28, 2022
Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! ๐
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Edith Cherotich
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Oct 21, 2022
How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concernโฆ ๐งโโ๏ธโ๏ธ
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Hellen Nduta
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Oct 18, 2022
I donโt have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐
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Khalifa
Guest
Oct 9, 2022
๐ You got me good!
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Joyce Mussa
Guest
Oct 8, 2022
๐ Iโm definitely stealing this one!
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Sarafina
Guest
Oct 6, 2022
My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know Iโm not dead. ๐๏ธ๐
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Rose Lowassa
Guest
Sep 29, 2022
Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? ๐ด๐น
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Tabu
Guest
Sep 28, 2022
Whoever said money canโt buy happiness didnโt know where to shop. ๐ต๐๏ธ
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Stephen Amollo
Guest
Sep 26, 2022
Iโm not late. Iโm just early for tomorrow. โฐ๐
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Monica Lissu
Guest
Sep 18, 2022
If weโre not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? ๐ฅช๐ก
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Stephen Kangethe
Guest
Sep 3, 2022
To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. ๐ผ๐คฃ
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George Wanjala
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Aug 30, 2022
Iโm not weird, Iโm limited edition. ๐ฆ๐
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Catherine Mkumbo
Guest
Aug 29, 2022
I donโt need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. ๐๏ธ๐โโ๏ธ
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Anna Mahiga
Guest
Aug 28, 2022
What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! ๐ฝ๏ธ๐ฝ๏ธ
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Rose Lowassa
Guest
Aug 28, 2022
๐ You got me!
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Victor Malima
Guest
Aug 28, 2022
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. ๐ก๐
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Shabani
Guest
Aug 27, 2022
Why donโt some fish play piano? Because you canโt tuna fish! ๐๐น
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Abubakar
Guest
Aug 21, 2022
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Iโm still laughing!
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Lydia Mzindakaya
Guest
Aug 15, 2022
Why donโt skeletons fight each other? They donโt have the guts! ๐ฆด๐
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Raphael Okoth
Guest
Aug 5, 2022
I feel like I should clean the house, so Iโm going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. ๐งน๐
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Henry Sokoine
Guest
Aug 4, 2022
Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! ๐
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Nassor
Guest
Jul 16, 2022
Why canโt you trust stairs? Because theyโre always up to something! ๐๐ค
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David Nyerere
Guest
Jul 12, 2022
I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. ๐๐ด
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Paul Kamau
Guest
Jul 12, 2022
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns donโt work! ๐๐
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Monica Nyalandu
Guest
Jul 10, 2022
I donโt need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. โ๐
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Mary Mrope
Guest
Jun 30, 2022
Just what I needed today! Thank you! ๐
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Patrick Mutua
Guest
Jun 27, 2022
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! ๐จโ๐พ๐
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Lucy Mahiga
Guest
Jun 26, 2022
๐ Iโm saving this one!
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Chum
Guest
Jun 18, 2022
If Cinderellaโs shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? ๐ ๐ค
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Samson Mahiga
Guest
Jun 8, 2022
๐ Rolling on the floor!
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Joseph Kawawa
Guest
May 28, 2022
๐ This made me laugh out loud for real!
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Richard Mulwa
Guest
May 20, 2022
Brilliant! The timing was perfect! โฐ
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Mjaka
Guest
May 15, 2022
Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they donโt like bills! ๐ฆ๐ต
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Shamsa
Guest
May 15, 2022
My alone time is for everyoneโs safety. ๐ท๐
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Khalifa
Guest
May 10, 2022
How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! ๐โธ๏ธ
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Benjamin Kibicho
Guest
May 5, 2022
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! ๐๐ฏ
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Andrew Odhiambo
Guest
May 4, 2022
Iโm not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? ๐๐ง
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Abdullah
Guest
Apr 29, 2022
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Mwajuma
Guest
Apr 27, 2022
Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! ๐งนโฐ
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George Mallya
Guest
Apr 27, 2022
๐คฃ Sharing this with everyone!
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Omar
Guest
Apr 27, 2022
How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! ๐ปโโ๏ธ๐
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Khatib
Guest
Apr 24, 2022
If Monday had a face, Iโd punch it. ๐ฅ๐
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Mary Njeri
Guest
Apr 22, 2022
๐ Instant mood boost!
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Issa
Guest
Apr 17, 2022
Whatโs a pigโs favorite karate move? The pork chop! ๐ท๐ฅ
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Paul Ndomba
Guest
Apr 9, 2022
I donโt go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. ๐คฏ๐
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Grace Minja
Guest
Apr 5, 2022
I donโt understand why people say hurtful things like 'I donโt even know you.' Weโve been Facebook friends for two years! ๐ฑ๐
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Issack
Guest
Mar 26, 2022
Why couldnโt the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! ๐๐
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Joyce Nkya
Guest
Mar 17, 2022
What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! ๐ถ๐งป
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Esther Cheruiyot
Guest
Mar 1, 2022
I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. ๐ค๐คธโโ๏ธ
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Anthony Kariuki
Guest
Feb 5, 2022
Whatโs a pirateโs favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐ฅฌ
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Halimah
Guest
Jan 26, 2022
I put the 'pro' in procrastination. ๐๐ด
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Hamida
Guest
Jan 25, 2022
What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! ๐โ๏ธ
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David Musyoka
Guest
Jan 21, 2022
I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. ๐ถ๐คฃ
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Maida
Guest
Jan 13, 2022
Iโve learned so much from my mistakes, Iโm thinking of making a few more. ๐๐
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Stephen Kikwete
Guest
Jan 10, 2022
Whatโs a pirateโs favorite letter? You think itโs R, but it be the C! ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐
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Rehema
Guest
Dec 31, 2021
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! ๐ฅท๐
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Hassan
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Dec 28, 2021
I was having a bad day until I read this! ๐
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Yahya
Guest
Dec 19, 2021
Donโt you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. ๐ค๐ฌ
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Nasra
Guest
Dec 16, 2021
Iโm still cracking up, that was brilliant! ๐คฃ
