A turkey likes to gobble up sunny-side up weather! โ๏ธ๐ฆ
Explanation: Turkeys are notorious for their love of gobbling, just like how we enjoy gobbling up sunny-side up eggs! So, it only makes sense that a turkey would prefer sunny weather, where they can bask in the warmth while dreaming about their favorite breakfast. This playful answer adds a touch of humor and creativity to the question, making it a funny and enjoyable riddle to share with others.
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๐ Saving this one!
Simon Kiprono (Guest) on September 13, 2022
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Charles Mchome (Guest) on July 31, 2022
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Victor Kamau (Guest) on July 26, 2022
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Mwakisu (Guest) on July 18, 2022
This joke is a keeper for sure! ๐
Betty Akinyi (Guest) on July 7, 2022
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Stephen Mushi (Guest) on June 26, 2022
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James Kawawa (Guest) on May 1, 2022
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Anna Malela (Guest) on April 28, 2022
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Jamila (Guest) on April 3, 2022
๐คฃ That twist at the end, though!
Frank Sokoine (Guest) on March 20, 2022
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Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on February 26, 2022
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Grace Mligo (Guest) on February 18, 2022
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Carol Nyakio (Guest) on February 16, 2022
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Patrick Akech (Guest) on February 13, 2022
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Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on February 9, 2022
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๐คฃ This joke is too good!
Charles Mrope (Guest) on February 1, 2022
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Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on January 31, 2022
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Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on January 29, 2022
๐ Canโt wait to share this!
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Amir (Guest) on January 15, 2022
Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! โณโ๏ธ