Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on July 26, 2022

How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓

Nahida (Guest) on July 17, 2022

Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂

Mhina (Guest) on July 14, 2022

😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!

Lucy Wangui (Guest) on June 28, 2022

Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣

Maimuna (Guest) on June 27, 2022

My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅

Jabir (Guest) on June 17, 2022

I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂

Mohamed (Guest) on June 15, 2022

I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅

Nasra (Guest) on June 14, 2022

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂

George Wanjala (Guest) on June 13, 2022

That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅

Samson Mahiga (Guest) on June 13, 2022

I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞

Mohamed (Guest) on June 7, 2022

Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠

Patrick Kidata (Guest) on June 6, 2022

What’s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! 🪂🌍

Stephen Amollo (Guest) on May 22, 2022

Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟‍♂️😅

Miriam Mchome (Guest) on May 17, 2022

Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰

George Ndungu (Guest) on May 16, 2022

I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣

Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on May 2, 2022

What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! 🐸👡

Henry Sokoine (Guest) on April 18, 2022

A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲

Arifa (Guest) on April 16, 2022

I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! ✈️📱

Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on April 9, 2022

Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻

Violet Mumo (Guest) on April 5, 2022

How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! 🐝🪮

Jamila (Guest) on March 25, 2022

😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!

Kiza (Guest) on March 19, 2022

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷‍♂️🤔

Elijah Mutua (Guest) on March 11, 2022

What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷‍♂️

Rose Lowassa (Guest) on March 7, 2022

I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷‍♂️😂

Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on February 27, 2022

Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️

Irene Makena (Guest) on February 27, 2022

Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴

Athumani (Guest) on February 22, 2022

Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. 🤦‍♂️🤣

Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on February 10, 2022

What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️

Aziza (Guest) on February 9, 2022

My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏

Farida (Guest) on February 8, 2022

If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆

Khamis (Guest) on January 29, 2022

I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴

Abubakari (Guest) on January 16, 2022

Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? 🛌💤

Hassan (Guest) on January 13, 2022

😆 That punchline was epic!

Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on January 8, 2022

What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! 🏴‍☠️🌊

Nassar (Guest) on January 6, 2022

😆 Bookmarking this!

Mary Mrope (Guest) on January 2, 2022

My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹

Nora Kidata (Guest) on December 28, 2021

😁 This just made my day!

Mwanahawa (Guest) on December 20, 2021

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾🏅

Husna (Guest) on December 17, 2021

😆 This one really got me!

Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on December 16, 2021

If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩‍👧🤷‍♂️

Patrick Mutua (Guest) on December 2, 2021

What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭

Kevin Maina (Guest) on November 17, 2021

Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜💉

Hashim (Guest) on November 15, 2021

😄 Nailed it!

Rose Lowassa (Guest) on November 4, 2021

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️

Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on October 27, 2021

Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️

Mhina (Guest) on October 18, 2021

I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔

Latifa (Guest) on October 15, 2021

I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏

James Kimani (Guest) on October 7, 2021

Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔

Joyce Mussa (Guest) on October 2, 2021

Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋

Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on September 30, 2021

If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸

Tabu (Guest) on September 23, 2021

Thanks Ackyshine

Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on September 16, 2021

If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌

Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on August 29, 2021

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛‍♂️

Khalifa (Guest) on August 15, 2021

When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️💡

Wilson Ombati (Guest) on August 14, 2021

To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣

Stephen Malecela (Guest) on August 9, 2021

I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! 😆👶

Daudi (Guest) on August 9, 2021

How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌

Charles Mchome (Guest) on August 8, 2021

Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🤣

Sofia (Guest) on August 6, 2021

Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞

Maimuna (Guest) on August 4, 2021

It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎