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Simon Kiprono
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Dec 19, 2022
What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷♂️
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Philip Nyaga
Guest
Dec 17, 2022
I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌
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Martin Otieno
Guest
Nov 29, 2022
Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹
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Ahmed
Guest
Nov 23, 2022
I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵
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Elijah Mutua
Guest
Nov 22, 2022
Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰
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George Wanjala
Guest
Nov 20, 2022
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳
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Anna Mahiga
Guest
Nov 14, 2022
I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🤷♀️
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Grace Majaliwa
Guest
Nov 13, 2022
Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰
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David Chacha
Guest
Nov 13, 2022
I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪
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Samson Mahiga
Guest
Nov 4, 2022
Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙
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Peter Otieno
Guest
Nov 2, 2022
You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. 🎮🤔
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Tabu
Guest
Oct 22, 2022
What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻
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Elizabeth Mrema
Guest
Oct 6, 2022
😆 Still cracking up!
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Edith Cherotich
Guest
Oct 5, 2022
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃
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Hassan
Guest
Sep 25, 2022
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋
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Sultan
Guest
Sep 25, 2022
Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! ➕🤨
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Makame
Guest
Sep 21, 2022
My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈
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Tabu
Guest
Sep 19, 2022
I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍♀️🔵
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Moses Mwita
Guest
Sep 10, 2022
If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌
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Peter Mwambui
Guest
Sep 5, 2022
I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼
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Michael Onyango
Guest
Sep 2, 2022
I smile because I don’t know what’s going on. 😁🤷♂️
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Khamis
Guest
Aug 31, 2022
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📚😭
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Josephine
Guest
Aug 24, 2022
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️
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Daudi
Guest
Aug 15, 2022
Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸
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John Lissu
Guest
Aug 14, 2022
Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷
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Margaret Anyango
Guest
Aug 14, 2022
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞
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Jabir
Guest
Aug 13, 2022
🤣 That punchline was unexpected!
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Yusra
Guest
Aug 11, 2022
I can resist anything except temptation. 😈😅
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Hashim
Guest
Aug 8, 2022
😅 I needed that!
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Mwanakhamis
Guest
Aug 2, 2022
😂 I’m definitely stealing this one!
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Josephine Nduta
Guest
Jul 28, 2022
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡
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Sharifa
Guest
Jul 25, 2022
🤣 Brilliant joke!
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Nora Lowassa
Guest
Jul 22, 2022
You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒
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Alex Nyamweya
Guest
Jul 19, 2022
I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. 🍸😂
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Lydia Wanyama
Guest
Jul 3, 2022
😂 I’m sending this to everyone I know!
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Nashon
Guest
Jun 30, 2022
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏
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Benjamin Kibicho
Guest
Jun 27, 2022
I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤
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Joseph Kitine
Guest
Jun 24, 2022
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸♂️
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Rubea
Guest
Jun 17, 2022
What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪
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Samson Mahiga
Guest
Jun 12, 2022
If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵
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Mwagonda
Guest
Jun 8, 2022
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯😜
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George Ndungu
Guest
Jun 5, 2022
I run like the winded. 🏃♀️😮💨
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Chris Okello
Guest
Jun 5, 2022
Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵
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Martin Otieno
Guest
May 26, 2022
I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🤣
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Agnes Sumaye
Guest
May 26, 2022
😁 Added to my favorites!
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Rose Kiwanga
Guest
May 24, 2022
😅 I’m still chuckling at this!
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Asha
Guest
May 16, 2022
🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!
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Diana Mallya
Guest
May 12, 2022
What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎶🧻
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Latifa
Guest
May 4, 2022
My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅
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Victor Mwalimu
Guest
May 2, 2022
Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌
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Juma
Guest
Apr 29, 2022
I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋
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Nahida
Guest
Apr 17, 2022
I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯
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Amina
Guest
Apr 14, 2022
What’s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! 🪂🌍
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Yusuf
Guest
Apr 8, 2022
😄 Too good!
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Esther Nyambura
Guest
Apr 8, 2022
🤣 Sending this now!
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Tabitha Okumu
Guest
Apr 6, 2022
How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌
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Martin Otieno
Guest
Apr 5, 2022
🤣 That twist at the end, though!
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David Kawawa
Guest
Mar 25, 2022
😃 Mood instantly lifted!
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Mjaka
Guest
Mar 18, 2022
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆
