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Paul Ndomba
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Nov 1, 2022
Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂
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Fredrick Mutiso
Guest
Oct 26, 2022
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️💡
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Jane Muthoni
Guest
Oct 9, 2022
I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷♂️
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Agnes Lowassa
Guest
Oct 3, 2022
If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️
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Habiba
Guest
Sep 29, 2022
I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🤣
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Francis Mrope
Guest
Sep 21, 2022
😁 This made my day!
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Grace Minja
Guest
Sep 18, 2022
😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!
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Janet Wambura
Guest
Sep 15, 2022
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
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Khadija
Guest
Sep 13, 2022
This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁
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Asha
Guest
Sep 12, 2022
If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋♀️
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Elizabeth Mtei
Guest
Sep 11, 2022
🤣 Pure genius!
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Michael Mboya
Guest
Sep 6, 2022
My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈
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Irene Makena
Guest
Sep 1, 2022
I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣
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Mwinyi
Guest
Aug 14, 2022
Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰
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Kahina
Guest
Aug 11, 2022
I run like the winded. 🏃♀️😮💨
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Alice Mrema
Guest
Aug 3, 2022
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖
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Charles Mchome
Guest
Aug 2, 2022
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃
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Jaffar
Guest
Jul 31, 2022
Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️
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John Malisa
Guest
Jul 31, 2022
What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️
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Mwafirika
Guest
Jul 27, 2022
This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂
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David Sokoine
Guest
Jul 22, 2022
Coffee: because adulting is hard. ☕👨💼
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Neema
Guest
Jul 21, 2022
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆
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Charles Mrope
Guest
Jul 17, 2022
What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥
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Alice Mrema
Guest
Jul 6, 2022
Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠
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Mwakisu
Guest
Jun 26, 2022
When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆
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Rose Amukowa
Guest
Jun 22, 2022
Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️
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Mwachumu
Guest
Jun 9, 2022
😂 I’m dying!
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Anna Malela
Guest
Jun 2, 2022
😁 This just made my day!
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David Kawawa
Guest
Jun 1, 2022
😄 Nailed it!
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Ruth Mtangi
Guest
Jun 1, 2022
What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy! ⛄🐕
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Carol Nyakio
Guest
May 22, 2022
Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️
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Josephine Nduta
Guest
May 16, 2022
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨
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Asha
Guest
May 11, 2022
What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡
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Omari
Guest
May 10, 2022
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷♀️
I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎
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Monica Lissu
Guest
May 5, 2022
😂 Can’t wait to share this!
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Shani
Guest
Apr 12, 2022
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂
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Halima
Guest
Apr 9, 2022
I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃
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Violet Mumo
Guest
Apr 3, 2022
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥
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Mjaka
Guest
Apr 2, 2022
I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅
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Joy Wacera
Guest
Apr 1, 2022
I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑
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Emily Chepngeno
Guest
Mar 31, 2022
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌🪐
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David Kawawa
Guest
Mar 20, 2022
I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰
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David Ochieng
Guest
Mar 19, 2022
😅 I needed that laugh!
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Kassim
Guest
Mar 17, 2022
I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴
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Nahida
Guest
Mar 11, 2022
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉🤔
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Grace Minja
Guest
Mar 6, 2022
Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰
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Ruth Wanjiku
Guest
Mar 1, 2022
I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆
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Sarah Achieng
Guest
Feb 18, 2022
If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. 🔥😅
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Kazija
Guest
Feb 4, 2022
Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵
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Tambwe
Guest
Jan 31, 2022
Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? 📅😆
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Hamida
Guest
Jan 27, 2022
I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔
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Hassan
Guest
Jan 23, 2022
If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝
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Faith Kariuki
Guest
Jan 17, 2022
Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! 🍌🌞
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Ann Wambui
Guest
Jan 10, 2022
Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱
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Abdullah
Guest
Jan 9, 2022
How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! 🌮🙏
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Robert Okello
Guest
Jan 4, 2022
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜
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Victor Mwalimu
Guest
Dec 24, 2021
I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. 🥃🍹
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Dorothy Nkya
Guest
Dec 23, 2021
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️
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Emily Chepngeno
Guest
Dec 21, 2021
Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥
