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Kiza
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Jul 31, 2022
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 💑🤣
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Mwanais
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Jul 30, 2022
Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰
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Philip Nyaga
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Jul 18, 2022
I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂
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John Mwangi
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Jul 15, 2022
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔
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Azima
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Jul 5, 2022
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖
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Margaret Mahiga
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Jun 28, 2022
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸
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Nassar
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Jun 17, 2022
At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜
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Binti
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Jun 14, 2022
What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨⚖️👔
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Joy Wacera
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May 31, 2022
Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥
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Emily Chepngeno
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May 30, 2022
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️
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Tabu
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May 28, 2022
I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
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Jackson Makori
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May 25, 2022
🤣 Pure genius!
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Edwin Ndambuki
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May 7, 2022
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅
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Mwinyi
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May 3, 2022
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆
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Mariam Hassan
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Apr 30, 2022
😄 Pure comedy gold!
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Hellen Nduta
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Apr 26, 2022
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬
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Brian Karanja
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Apr 20, 2022
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
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Nora Lowassa
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Apr 16, 2022
😄 What a joke!
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Mhina
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Apr 8, 2022
Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣
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Agnes Lowassa
Guest
Apr 7, 2022
🤣 Sharing this with everyone!
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John Lissu
Guest
Apr 5, 2022
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙
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Sarafina
Guest
Mar 30, 2022
I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑
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Thomas Mtaki
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Mar 28, 2022
Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! 👠⚽
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Tabu
Guest
Mar 12, 2022
Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔
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Nancy Komba
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Mar 4, 2022
Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜
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Nancy Komba
Guest
Mar 2, 2022
I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸♀️😅
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Mariam Hassan
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Feb 27, 2022
Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎
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Maimuna
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Feb 23, 2022
I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂
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Kazija
Guest
Feb 20, 2022
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
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Jane Muthoni
Guest
Feb 9, 2022
What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞
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Rose Kiwanga
Guest
Jan 29, 2022
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜
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Makame
Guest
Jan 29, 2022
I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸♀️🤫
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Mary Sokoine
Guest
Jan 28, 2022
I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜
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Chum
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Jan 23, 2022
I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 📅🍔
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Zakia
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Jan 21, 2022
Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 🦴🎉
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Rehema
Guest
Jan 1, 2022
Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! 🤖🔌
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Mwanaidi
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Dec 29, 2021
I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳
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Agnes Lowassa
Guest
Dec 23, 2021
It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂
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Nassor
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Dec 22, 2021
This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆
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Paul Ndomba
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Dec 17, 2021
😂 I’m definitely stealing this one!
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Kenneth Murithi
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Dec 11, 2021
I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰
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Henry Mollel
Guest
Dec 9, 2021
I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤
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Raphael Okoth
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Dec 5, 2021
😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!
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Kheri
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Dec 3, 2021
🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!
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Diana Mumbua
Guest
Dec 1, 2021
I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆
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Raphael Okoth
Guest
Nov 24, 2021
I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆
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George Tenga
Guest
Nov 19, 2021
😄 Perfect joke!
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Hawa
Guest
Nov 18, 2021
What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧
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Hellen Nduta
Guest
Nov 10, 2021
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋
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Patrick Mutua
Guest
Nov 7, 2021
The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. 📖💼
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Peter Mbise
Guest
Nov 5, 2021
I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🤣
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Mary Mrope
Guest
Nov 4, 2021
I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯
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Jabir
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Nov 3, 2021
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷♂️🤔
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George Tenga
Guest
Nov 2, 2021
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞
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Zakaria
Guest
Oct 30, 2021
If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵
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Rose Amukowa
Guest
Oct 27, 2021
🤣 This joke just made my whole day!
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Mwagonda
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Oct 26, 2021
Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰
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Warda
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Oct 18, 2021
😂 I’m completely obsessed with this!
