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Amir
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Sep 14, 2022
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖
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Bahati
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Sep 3, 2022
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘
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Zuhura
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Aug 15, 2022
Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳
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Linda Karimi
Guest
Aug 12, 2022
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔
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Fadhila
Guest
Aug 3, 2022
Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰
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Joseph Mallya
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Jul 30, 2022
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. ⏰💼
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Henry Sokoine
Guest
Jul 24, 2022
How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰
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Francis Mtangi
Guest
Jul 5, 2022
I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷
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Mariam Hassan
Guest
Jun 28, 2022
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
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Kijakazi
Guest
Jun 25, 2022
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜
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Sarafina
Guest
Jun 24, 2022
Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻
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Mary Kidata
Guest
Jun 23, 2022
I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆
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Joseph Kiwanga
Guest
Jun 14, 2022
What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! 🏴☠️🌊
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Ahmed
Guest
Jun 13, 2022
Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂
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Dorothy Majaliwa
Guest
Jun 9, 2022
How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻
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Lucy Kimotho
Guest
Jun 4, 2022
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿
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Richard Mulwa
Guest
Jun 2, 2022
I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! 😅
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Elijah Mutua
Guest
May 22, 2022
The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴
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Ndoto
Guest
May 11, 2022
I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? 🙄💬
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Rahma
Guest
May 8, 2022
😆 That punchline!
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Nancy Akumu
Guest
Apr 29, 2022
What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋
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Nancy Komba
Guest
Apr 27, 2022
I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣
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Jane Muthui
Guest
Apr 20, 2022
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️
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Kevin Maina
Guest
Mar 31, 2022
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! 💀🕺
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Mchuma
Guest
Mar 28, 2022
How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️
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Nancy Komba
Guest
Mar 27, 2022
I don’t make mistakes. I date them. 💔😂
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Mercy Atieno
Guest
Mar 24, 2022
What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! 🎩🏃♂️
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Anna Mchome
Guest
Mar 22, 2022
What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy! ⛄🐕
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Hellen Nduta
Guest
Mar 6, 2022
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴
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Stephen Malecela
Guest
Feb 15, 2022
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕
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Victor Kamau
Guest
Feb 10, 2022
I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️♂️😆
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Mercy Atieno
Guest
Jan 31, 2022
Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆
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Victor Kamau
Guest
Jan 29, 2022
I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 🗓️🍔
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Fadhili
Guest
Jan 22, 2022
Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬
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Victor Kimario
Guest
Jan 16, 2022
I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂
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Joyce Mussa
Guest
Jan 12, 2022
My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅
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Zakaria
Guest
Jan 4, 2022
I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅
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Vincent Mwangangi
Guest
Dec 26, 2021
🤣 Didn’t see it coming!
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Samuel Were
Guest
Dec 26, 2021
Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! 🍌👯♂️
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Asha
Guest
Dec 17, 2021
I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅
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Simon Kiprono
Guest
Dec 16, 2021
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝
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Violet Mumo
Guest
Dec 14, 2021
Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮♀️
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Catherine Mkumbo
Guest
Dec 13, 2021
🤣 This one’s fire!
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Edwin Ndambuki
Guest
Dec 11, 2021
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸♂️
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Jane Malecela
Guest
Dec 3, 2021
😅 I needed that laugh!
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John Mwangi
Guest
Nov 30, 2021
Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯
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Jacob Kiplangat
Guest
Nov 30, 2021
I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕🏃♂️
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Nasra
Guest
Nov 26, 2021
I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂
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Ann Awino
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Nov 21, 2021
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️
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Amani
Guest
Nov 14, 2021
Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡
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John Mushi
Guest
Nov 11, 2021
My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯
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Shamsa
Guest
Nov 11, 2021
😁 Added to my favorites!
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Edward Chepkoech
Guest
Oct 26, 2021
Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃♀️
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Salum
Guest
Oct 11, 2021
Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️
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Hekima
Guest
Oct 9, 2021
🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!
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Bernard Oduor
Guest
Oct 8, 2021
The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. 📖💼
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Rubea
Guest
Oct 7, 2021
Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍♂️🤷♀️
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Lydia Wanyama
Guest
Sep 25, 2021
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅♂️
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Mwanais
Guest
Sep 21, 2021
This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃
