Answer: Because seven "ate" (8) nine! ๐ฝ๏ธ๐
Explanation: This answer plays with the similar sounds of the words "ate" and "eight." It humorously suggests that seven was feared by six because it had devoured (ate) the number nine, causing it to disappear. The use of the emoji adds a touch of playfulness to the answer.
Masika (Guest) on November 20, 2023
Why donโt you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because theyโre so good at it! ๐๐ณ
Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on November 9, 2023
Why donโt scientists trust stairs? Theyโre always leading you up to something! ๐งช๐ช
Khalifa (Guest) on October 31, 2023
Itโs not that Iโm lazy, Iโm just highly motivated to do nothing. ๐๏ธ๐
Saidi (Guest) on October 26, 2023
My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. ๐ธ๐๏ธ
Henry Mollel (Guest) on October 25, 2023
If Monday had a face, Iโd punch it. ๐ฅ๐
John Kamande (Guest) on October 23, 2023
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! ๐พ๐
Makame (Guest) on October 19, 2023
๐ This is pure brilliance!
Warda (Guest) on October 5, 2023
Whatโs a pigโs favorite karate move? The pork chop! ๐ท๐ฅ
Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on September 22, 2023
I donโt need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. โ๐
Sekela (Guest) on September 15, 2023
๐ Best laugh of the day!
Mustafa (Guest) on September 14, 2023
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. ๐ฒ๐ฎโโ๏ธ
Abubakari (Guest) on September 5, 2023
Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because theyโre always stuffed! ๐งธ๐ฝ๏ธ
Ruth Kibona (Guest) on September 3, 2023
What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! ๐๐ฅ
Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on September 1, 2023
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. ๐๐
Linda Karimi (Guest) on August 29, 2023
Iโm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. ๐ง ๐คฏ
Kheri (Guest) on August 25, 2023
Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! ๐ฅ๐
Rabia (Guest) on August 13, 2023
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! ๐งน๐
Mchuma (Guest) on August 13, 2023
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. ๐ฉ๐
Masika (Guest) on July 31, 2023
Iโm on a 30-day diet. So far, Iโve lost 15 days. ๐๏ธ๐
Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on July 29, 2023
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. ๐คฆโโ๏ธ๐คฃ
Jamal (Guest) on July 18, 2023
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. ๐๏ธ๐
Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on July 10, 2023
Why donโt skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! ๐ฆด๐
Mwakisu (Guest) on June 30, 2023
How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! ๐๐
Chum (Guest) on June 28, 2023
This joke just turned my whole mood around! ๐
Hashim (Guest) on June 28, 2023
Why donโt some fish play piano? Because you canโt tuna fish! ๐๐น
Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on June 26, 2023
If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. ๐๐ด
Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on June 26, 2023
I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. ๐งโโ๏ธ๐
Janet Sumaye (Guest) on June 13, 2023
How do trees access the internet? They log in! ๐ฒ๐ป
Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on June 13, 2023
I think my guardian angel drinks. ๐๐ท
Nchi (Guest) on June 12, 2023
Whatโs the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! ๐๐ข
Charles Mchome (Guest) on June 5, 2023
Iโm multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. ๐ง ๐ง
David Chacha (Guest) on June 3, 2023
Why donโt vampires like garlic? Itโs a pain in the neck! ๐งโโ๏ธ๐ง
Paul Ndomba (Guest) on May 27, 2023
I would lose weight, but I hate losing. ๐๐
Anna Malela (Guest) on May 14, 2023
๐ This one really got me!
Hashim (Guest) on May 13, 2023
I hate when Iโm singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. ๐ค๐ถ
Faiza (Guest) on May 12, 2023
How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! ๐โธ๏ธ
Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on May 3, 2023
Whatโs a cowโs favorite place to go? The moo-vies! ๐๐ฅ
Peter Mugendi (Guest) on April 19, 2023
Why donโt oysters donate to charity? Because theyโre shellfish! ๐ฆช๐ฐ
Binti (Guest) on April 19, 2023
Iโve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? ๐๏ธโโ๏ธ๐ถ
Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on April 19, 2023
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, Iโd be rich... and probably still hungry. ๐๐ต
Christopher Oloo (Guest) on April 8, 2023
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. ๐ฉ๐
Nchi (Guest) on April 4, 2023
Whatโs a witchโs favorite subject in school? Spelling! ๐งโโ๏ธ๐
David Ochieng (Guest) on March 28, 2023
๐ Mood instantly lifted!
Mwanaidha (Guest) on March 8, 2023
Iโm on a 24-hour coffee break. โโณ
Fadhili (Guest) on March 2, 2023
๐ Needed this laugh, thanks!
Faith Kariuki (Guest) on February 28, 2023
๐ Iโm seriously crying over here!
Mwafirika (Guest) on February 22, 2023
๐ This is gold!
Peter Mwambui (Guest) on February 15, 2023
What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! ๐ธ๐
Sarafina (Guest) on February 12, 2023
Why couldnโt the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! ๐ฒ๐
Carol Nyakio (Guest) on January 29, 2023
Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! โฝ๐ง
Diana Mallya (Guest) on January 29, 2023
๐ Iโm completely obsessed with this!
Warda (Guest) on January 14, 2023
I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. ๐ฐ๐คฃ
Frank Sokoine (Guest) on January 10, 2023
That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, youโre innocent.' ๐ฌ๐
George Ndungu (Guest) on January 10, 2023
Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! ๐ฐ๏ธ๐๏ธ
Irene Akoth (Guest) on January 7, 2023
Iโve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? ๐ธ๐
Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on January 6, 2023
Iโd rather be someoneโs shot of whiskey than everyoneโs cup of tea. ๐ฅโ
Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on December 27, 2022
What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! ๐ฆ๐ฟ
Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on December 19, 2022
Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! ๐๐
Victor Sokoine (Guest) on December 14, 2022
Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! ๐ณ๐ฆท
Mazrui (Guest) on December 13, 2022
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. ๐๐