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Rehema
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Jul 27, 2023
I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🤷♀️
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Shani
Guest
Jul 13, 2023
Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬
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Shukuru
Guest
Jul 7, 2023
If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯
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Yahya
Guest
Jun 19, 2023
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧
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Paul Ndomba
Guest
Jun 18, 2023
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆
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Fikiri
Guest
Jun 15, 2023
Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁
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John Lissu
Guest
Jun 14, 2023
Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰
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George Wanjala
Guest
Jun 5, 2023
Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱
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Faith Kariuki
Guest
Jun 1, 2023
😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!
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Diana Mumbua
Guest
May 29, 2023
I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍♀️🔵
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Charles Wafula
Guest
May 17, 2023
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏
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Habiba
Guest
May 15, 2023
I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
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Nicholas Wanjohi
Guest
May 10, 2023
😁 This made my day!
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Margaret Anyango
Guest
Apr 24, 2023
If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵
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Andrew Odhiambo
Guest
Apr 15, 2023
If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋♀️
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Mary Njeri
Guest
Apr 8, 2023
Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋
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Sofia
Guest
Apr 4, 2023
Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥
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Margaret Mahiga
Guest
Apr 1, 2023
Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? 📅😆
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Mwajabu
Guest
Mar 29, 2023
😅 I’m still laughing!
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Lucy Mushi
Guest
Mar 15, 2023
Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸
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Janet Mwikali
Guest
Mar 6, 2023
The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴
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Hashim
Guest
Mar 6, 2023
😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!
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David Sokoine
Guest
Mar 1, 2023
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫
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Irene Akoth
Guest
Mar 1, 2023
Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵
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Vincent Mwangangi
Guest
Feb 27, 2023
I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
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Grace Wairimu
Guest
Feb 25, 2023
😂 Sharing right away!
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Athumani
Guest
Feb 20, 2023
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅♂️
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Masika
Guest
Feb 12, 2023
Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴☠️🎶
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Rose Lowassa
Guest
Feb 9, 2023
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲
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Mwakisu
Guest
Feb 1, 2023
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸♂️
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Edith Cherotich
Guest
Feb 1, 2023
😄 This is pure brilliance!
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Frank Sokoine
Guest
Jan 31, 2023
😂 I’m definitely stealing this one!
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Halimah
Guest
Jan 30, 2023
What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! 🦆🍿
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Nuru
Guest
Jan 18, 2023
Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟♂️😅
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Catherine Naliaka
Guest
Jan 17, 2023
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉
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Grace Mushi
Guest
Jan 14, 2023
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩
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Alex Nyamweya
Guest
Jan 13, 2023
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿
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Joyce Nkya
Guest
Jan 6, 2023
😄 Perfect joke!
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Joseph Kawawa
Guest
Jan 3, 2023
😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!
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Khatib
Guest
Jan 1, 2023
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞
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Raphael Okoth
Guest
Dec 22, 2022
I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩💼
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Diana Mumbua
Guest
Dec 21, 2022
What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️
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James Kimani
Guest
Dec 17, 2022
It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎
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Kiza
Guest
Dec 10, 2022
😆 This one really got me!
Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔
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Mwafirika
Guest
Nov 19, 2022
I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪
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Samuel Were
Guest
Nov 11, 2022
Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴
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Janet Sumaye
Guest
Nov 9, 2022
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯😜
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Mercy Atieno
Guest
Nov 5, 2022
How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! 🥒🥒
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Robert Okello
Guest
Nov 5, 2022
What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗
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Michael Onyango
Guest
Nov 1, 2022
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙
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Mazrui
Guest
Oct 25, 2022
What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎶🧻
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Edith Cherotich
Guest
Oct 21, 2022
I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬
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Binti
Guest
Oct 18, 2022
🤣 That twist at the end, though!
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Lydia Wanyama
Guest
Oct 10, 2022
Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! 👻😜
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Ramadhan
Guest
Sep 30, 2022
What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! 🐑🚗
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John Lissu
Guest
Sep 27, 2022
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😏🛡️
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Bakari
Guest
Sep 25, 2022
I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🤣
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Baridi
Guest
Sep 21, 2022
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥
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Sekela
Guest
Sep 20, 2022
I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬
