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Samson Mahiga
Guest
Sep 19, 2023
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸♂️💪
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Issa
Guest
Sep 17, 2023
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃
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Zawadi
Guest
Sep 16, 2023
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Betty Akinyi
Guest
Sep 10, 2023
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔
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Esther Nyambura
Guest
Sep 6, 2023
Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊
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Stephen Mushi
Guest
Aug 31, 2023
😂 I’m sending this to everyone I know!
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Zulekha
Guest
Aug 29, 2023
What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! 💩🎤
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Janet Mbithe
Guest
Aug 22, 2023
Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵
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Zakia
Guest
Aug 21, 2023
🤣 This one’s fire!
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Stephen Kangethe
Guest
Aug 18, 2023
How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️
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Anna Kibwana
Guest
Aug 13, 2023
This joke deserves an award! 🏆
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Joseph Njoroge
Guest
Aug 7, 2023
🤣 This joke just made my whole day!
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Benjamin Masanja
Guest
Aug 1, 2023
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭
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Stephen Kangethe
Guest
Jul 26, 2023
😂 I need to save this one forever!
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James Malima
Guest
Jul 23, 2023
I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵
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Nora Lowassa
Guest
Jul 19, 2023
Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! 📘🤷♂️
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Mwanajuma
Guest
Jul 17, 2023
This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯
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Victor Kimario
Guest
Jul 16, 2023
😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!
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Monica Lissu
Guest
Jul 10, 2023
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫
Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳
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Amani
Guest
Jul 5, 2023
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶♂️
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Agnes Sumaye
Guest
Jun 23, 2023
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊
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Shamim
Guest
Jun 14, 2023
😅 I needed that!
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Omar
Guest
Jun 12, 2023
🤣 This joke is just too good!
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Joyce Mussa
Guest
May 8, 2023
This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁
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Biashara
Guest
Apr 22, 2023
I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂
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Bernard Oduor
Guest
Apr 19, 2023
What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! 📚🏢
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Chris Okello
Guest
Apr 7, 2023
Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎
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Henry Sokoine
Guest
Apr 6, 2023
What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄
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Violet Mumo
Guest
Apr 3, 2023
If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦
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Jafari
Guest
Mar 27, 2023
What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗
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Violet Mumo
Guest
Mar 24, 2023
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰
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Victor Sokoine
Guest
Mar 18, 2023
If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬
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Nahida
Guest
Mar 9, 2023
I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️
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Susan Wangari
Guest
Feb 20, 2023
😂 I’m seriously crying over here!
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Stephen Kikwete
Guest
Feb 17, 2023
Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴☠️🎶
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Ahmed
Guest
Feb 11, 2023
I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩💼
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Alice Jebet
Guest
Feb 9, 2023
I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔
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Joseph Kitine
Guest
Feb 7, 2023
😁 Added to my favorites!
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Alice Mwikali
Guest
Feb 7, 2023
This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃
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Ndoto
Guest
Feb 5, 2023
😃 Mood instantly lifted!
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Robert Ndunguru
Guest
Jan 18, 2023
You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉
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Peter Mbise
Guest
Jan 16, 2023
Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸
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George Ndungu
Guest
Jan 9, 2023
They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶♂️🏡
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Anna Mahiga
Guest
Jan 1, 2023
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩
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Yusra
Guest
Dec 28, 2022
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯😜
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Jane Malecela
Guest
Dec 27, 2022
I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪
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Bahati
Guest
Dec 19, 2022
I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍♂️
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Hawa
Guest
Dec 15, 2022
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣
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Baraka
Guest
Dec 14, 2022
I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. 🥃🍹
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Issack
Guest
Dec 12, 2022
I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. 🦸♂️🦇
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Nassar
Guest
Nov 17, 2022
Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! 🍌🌞
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Kahina
Guest
Nov 15, 2022
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫
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Sharifa
Guest
Nov 11, 2022
Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮♀️
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Latifa
Guest
Nov 8, 2022
I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯
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Patrick Kidata
Guest
Nov 6, 2022
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔
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Grace Njuguna
Guest
Nov 6, 2022
What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! 🦆🍿
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Peter Tibaijuka
Guest
Oct 26, 2022
I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳
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Tabitha Okumu
Guest
Oct 20, 2022
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😜🛡️
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Faith Kariuki
Guest
Oct 11, 2022
What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚
