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Rukia
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Sep 26, 2023
I can resist anything except temptation. 😈😅
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Mwafirika
Guest
Sep 23, 2023
Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣
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Fadhila
Guest
Sep 23, 2023
If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝
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Ruth Wanjiku
Guest
Sep 7, 2023
To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣
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Jane Muthui
Guest
Sep 5, 2023
😂 I’m sending this to everyone I know!
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Edwin Ndambuki
Guest
Aug 31, 2023
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨
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John Malisa
Guest
Aug 15, 2023
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷♂️😅
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Sarah Mbise
Guest
Aug 5, 2023
This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆
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Shamim
Guest
Jul 13, 2023
I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. 👶🤣
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Fikiri
Guest
Jul 1, 2023
My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭
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Tabitha Okumu
Guest
Jun 25, 2023
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆
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Lucy Wangui
Guest
Jun 22, 2023
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛♂️
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Mwajabu
Guest
Jun 19, 2023
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔
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Grace Mligo
Guest
Jun 4, 2023
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️
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Khatib
Guest
Jun 2, 2023
What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄
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Shukuru
Guest
May 28, 2023
If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂
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Ruth Wanjiku
Guest
May 28, 2023
How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! 🐝🪮
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George Ndungu
Guest
May 27, 2023
😄 Nailed it!
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Kevin Maina
Guest
May 21, 2023
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
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John Lissu
Guest
May 19, 2023
I don’t make mistakes. I date them. 💔😂
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Biashara
Guest
May 1, 2023
What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! 🐑🚗
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Samuel Were
Guest
Apr 28, 2023
Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣
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James Malima
Guest
Apr 27, 2023
Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷
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Isaac Kiptoo
Guest
Apr 24, 2023
I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! 😆👶
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Agnes Njeri
Guest
Apr 10, 2023
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥
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Lucy Mahiga
Guest
Apr 6, 2023
😅 I needed that!
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Jacob Kiplangat
Guest
Apr 1, 2023
What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤
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Jamila
Guest
Mar 29, 2023
What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙♀️📖
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Juma
Guest
Mar 28, 2023
Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! 🤖🔌
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Shabani
Guest
Mar 27, 2023
Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜
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Joseph Kiwanga
Guest
Mar 27, 2023
I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧
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David Nyerere
Guest
Mar 18, 2023
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅♂️
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷♂️🤔
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Ann Wambui
Guest
Mar 4, 2023
Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨
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Betty Akinyi
Guest
Mar 2, 2023
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊
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Irene Makena
Guest
Feb 9, 2023
Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸
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Sharifa
Guest
Jan 21, 2023
Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸
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Biashara
Guest
Jan 18, 2023
🤣 This joke just made my whole day!
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Victor Kimario
Guest
Jan 12, 2023
What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴
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Jaffar
Guest
Jan 12, 2023
I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣
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Furaha
Guest
Jan 7, 2023
Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! 👠⚽
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Robert Ndunguru
Guest
Dec 29, 2022
I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜
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Zakia
Guest
Dec 18, 2022
This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃
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Tambwe
Guest
Nov 26, 2022
What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️
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Robert Okello
Guest
Nov 18, 2022
How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻❄️🏠
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Irene Makena
Guest
Nov 16, 2022
My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼
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Stephen Malecela
Guest
Nov 11, 2022
I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘♂️😆
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Mwanakhamis
Guest
Nov 6, 2022
What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️
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Henry Sokoine
Guest
Nov 3, 2022
This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁
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Peter Mugendi
Guest
Oct 28, 2022
I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷♂️🤭
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Margaret Anyango
Guest
Oct 27, 2022
I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯
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Mwajabu
Guest
Oct 25, 2022
I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴
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Hellen Nduta
Guest
Oct 16, 2022
What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋
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Mwanakhamis
Guest
Oct 14, 2022
😆 Saving this one!
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Henry Mollel
Guest
Oct 14, 2022
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭
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Nancy Komba
Guest
Oct 11, 2022
Monday should be optional. 😴⏳
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David Chacha
Guest
Oct 9, 2022
I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳
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Nancy Kabura
Guest
Sep 28, 2022
🤣 That twist at the end, though!
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Janet Mwikali
Guest
Sep 23, 2022
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌
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Mashaka
Guest
Sep 20, 2022
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙
