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Kazija
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Oct 8, 2023
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴♀️😴
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Rahma
Guest
Oct 2, 2023
What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥
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Mary Kendi
Guest
Oct 1, 2023
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄
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Emily Chepngeno
Guest
Sep 29, 2023
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜
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Anna Malela
Guest
Sep 26, 2023
My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅
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Benjamin Kibicho
Guest
Sep 22, 2023
Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸♀️❤️
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Mercy Atieno
Guest
Sep 6, 2023
😂 I’m completely obsessed with this!
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Anthony Kariuki
Guest
Sep 5, 2023
I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. 😜🦄
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Isaac Kiptoo
Guest
Aug 29, 2023
Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️
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Jabir
Guest
Aug 29, 2023
Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕
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Khalifa
Guest
Aug 23, 2023
How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️
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David Sokoine
Guest
Aug 21, 2023
Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹
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Aziza
Guest
Aug 13, 2023
😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!
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Lydia Mutheu
Guest
Aug 6, 2023
My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗
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Abdullah
Guest
Aug 6, 2023
Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻
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Joseph Kiwanga
Guest
Jul 28, 2023
This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! 😂
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Mchuma
Guest
Jul 26, 2023
I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴
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Elizabeth Malima
Guest
Jul 25, 2023
What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! 🐸👡
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Warda
Guest
Jul 20, 2023
Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳
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Anna Mchome
Guest
Jul 19, 2023
Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂
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Khalifa
Guest
Jul 17, 2023
😂 I’m definitely stealing this one!
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Issa
Guest
Jul 12, 2023
😂 This is a keeper!
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭
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Francis Njeru
Guest
Jun 27, 2023
Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋
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Yusuf
Guest
Jun 22, 2023
You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. 🍕🤷♂️
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Anthony Kariuki
Guest
Jun 18, 2023
Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊
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Dorothy Nkya
Guest
Jun 17, 2023
What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛♂️🍊
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Baraka
Guest
Jun 14, 2023
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧
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Andrew Mahiga
Guest
Jun 14, 2023
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯😜
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Tabitha Okumu
Guest
Jun 9, 2023
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥
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Kevin Maina
Guest
Jun 9, 2023
I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌
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Dorothy Nkya
Guest
Jun 1, 2023
😆 I’m still laughing, can’t stop!
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Charles Mchome
Guest
May 29, 2023
I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
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Victor Mwalimu
Guest
May 27, 2023
What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! 🦆🍿
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Nicholas Wanjohi
Guest
May 23, 2023
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿
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Yusuf
Guest
May 22, 2023
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞
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Rehema
Guest
May 14, 2023
😅 I’m still laughing!
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Faith Kariuki
Guest
Apr 27, 2023
😄 Pure comedy gold!
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Salum
Guest
Apr 26, 2023
I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵
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Rukia
Guest
Apr 15, 2023
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦♀️
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Victor Sokoine
Guest
Apr 4, 2023
I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎
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Paul Kamau
Guest
Mar 31, 2023
😅 I had to share this with everyone!
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Agnes Sumaye
Guest
Mar 23, 2023
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕
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Nyota
Guest
Mar 22, 2023
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨🌾🏆
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Mtumwa
Guest
Mar 22, 2023
I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷♂️🤭
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Samuel Were
Guest
Mar 14, 2023
What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? The pork chop! 🐷🥋
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Victor Kamau
Guest
Mar 7, 2023
What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡
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Mary Mrope
Guest
Mar 6, 2023
How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺
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Shukuru
Guest
Feb 27, 2023
I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶
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Khadija
Guest
Feb 26, 2023
Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️
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Zubeida
Guest
Feb 25, 2023
I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜
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Abdillah
Guest
Feb 20, 2023
Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴
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Joseph Mallya
Guest
Feb 18, 2023
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🤯
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Andrew Mahiga
Guest
Feb 15, 2023
Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆
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Sofia
Guest
Feb 3, 2023
😂 I’m saving this one!
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Mwanais
Guest
Jan 31, 2023
My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼
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Shamsa
Guest
Jan 10, 2023
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌
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Mhina
Guest
Dec 29, 2022
Thanks Ackyshine
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Mariam Hassan
Guest
Dec 28, 2022
I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆
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Mwafirika
Guest
Dec 24, 2022
🤣 This one got me good!
