What do you call a shoe made from a banana? A peelin' heel! ๐๐
Explanation: This answer plays on the words "peelin'" (as in peeling a banana) and "heel" (the back part of a shoe). By combining the two, we create the funny term "peelin' heel" to describe a shoe made from a banana. The use of the banana emoji adds a playful touch to the humor.
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I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! ๐๐ถ
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๐ This one really got me!
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Wine is to women as duct tape is to menโit fixes everything. ๐ท๐
Selemani (Guest) on September 15, 2023
If you think nobody cares if youโre alive, try missing a couple of car payments. ๐๐ต
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Iโm reading a book on anti-gravity. Itโs impossible to put down! ๐๐
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Haha, this joke is a keeper! ๐
Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on August 3, 2023
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. ๐ง๐คฒ
Sultan (Guest) on June 26, 2023
My alone time is for everyoneโs safety. ๐ท๐
Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on June 23, 2023
Iโm on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. ๐๐
Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on June 11, 2023
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Shani (Guest) on May 30, 2023
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Mwanahawa (Guest) on May 22, 2023
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James Malima (Guest) on May 7, 2023
Whatโs black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! ๐ฐ๐ค
Rehema (Guest) on April 20, 2023
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Zulekha (Guest) on April 20, 2023
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๐คฃ Didnโt see that coming!
Mwanajuma (Guest) on April 9, 2023
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Nassor (Guest) on March 28, 2023
I was having a bad day until I read this! ๐
Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on March 23, 2023
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what Iโm doing. ๐โโ๏ธ๐ด
Mwanahawa (Guest) on March 23, 2023
Iโd give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. ๐๐ค
Richard Mulwa (Guest) on March 16, 2023
Whatโs the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! ๐๐ข
Aziza (Guest) on March 15, 2023
Whatโs a snowmanโs favorite snack? Ice Krispies! โ๐
Edith Cherotich (Guest) on March 6, 2023
Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! ๐งฆโณ
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Why donโt koalas make great detectives? Theyโre terrible at following koal-ifications! ๐จ๐ต๏ธโโ๏ธ
Nasra (Guest) on February 21, 2023
๐ Laughing so hard right now!
David Kawawa (Guest) on February 21, 2023
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! ๐๐
Baridi (Guest) on February 19, 2023
๐ You got me!
Nancy Akumu (Guest) on February 5, 2023
๐ Instant mood boost!
Peter Mwambui (Guest) on January 30, 2023
How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! ๐โธ๏ธ
Halima (Guest) on January 30, 2023
You canโt make everyone happy. Youโre not pizza. ๐๐คทโโ๏ธ
Omar (Guest) on January 28, 2023
๐ I need to save this one forever!
Warda (Guest) on January 25, 2023
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! โ๏ธ๐
Grace Minja (Guest) on January 17, 2023
๐คฃ This one got me good!
Alice Jebet (Guest) on January 14, 2023
This joke just made my dayโhilarious! ๐คฃ
Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on January 11, 2023
๐ That punchline!
Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on January 3, 2023
What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! ๐ป๐
Anna Malela (Guest) on December 28, 2022
Calories donโt count if you eat with friends. ๐ฐ๐ฏโโ๏ธ
Rose Amukowa (Guest) on December 26, 2022
Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. ๐๐ฅ
Halimah (Guest) on December 23, 2022
Whatโs a pigโs favorite karate move? The pork chop! ๐ท๐ฅ
Mashaka (Guest) on December 21, 2022
Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they donโt like bills! ๐ฆ๐ต
Raphael Okoth (Guest) on December 16, 2022
Running is great. Unless you faint. ๐โโ๏ธ๐ฅต
Nuru (Guest) on December 14, 2022
What do you call a can opener that doesnโt work? A canโt opener! ๐ฅซ๐ซ
Omar (Guest) on December 14, 2022
Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! ๐ผ๐ฎโโ๏ธ
Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on December 13, 2022
I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. ๐ฐ๐คฃ
Jaffar (Guest) on December 2, 2022
I love sarcasm. Itโs like punching people in the face, but with words. ๐๐ฌ
Maimuna (Guest) on November 16, 2022
Sarcasm is the bodyโs natural defense against stupidity. ๐๐ก๏ธ
Kazija (Guest) on November 15, 2022
I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. โก๐
Alice Jebet (Guest) on November 3, 2022
๐คฃ Didnโt see it coming!
Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on November 2, 2022
I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. ๐ต๐ถโโ๏ธ
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What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Youโre too young to smoke! ๐ ๐ญ
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Whatโs a ghostโs favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! ๐ป๐ฅง
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Iโm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. ๐ง ๐คฏ
Victor Sokoine (Guest) on September 28, 2022
Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. ๐๐ด
Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on September 23, 2022
I donโt have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐
Paul Kamau (Guest) on September 18, 2022
๐ Needed this laugh, thanks!
Zuhura (Guest) on August 29, 2022
Iโm not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. ๐๐ฉโ๐ผ
Mwinyi (Guest) on August 9, 2022
I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. โฑ๏ธ๐
Victor Sokoine (Guest) on August 2, 2022
I donโt trip, I do random gravity checks. ๐๐คฃ