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Victor Kamau
Guest
Aug 29, 2023
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔
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Sarafina
Guest
Aug 25, 2023
I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣️💭
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Abubakar
Guest
Aug 18, 2023
😅 I had to share this with everyone!
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Hawa
Guest
Aug 17, 2023
If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴
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Mariam Kawawa
Guest
Aug 14, 2023
I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 📅🍔
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Bakari
Guest
Aug 12, 2023
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. 🍷🙏
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Ruth Wanjiku
Guest
Aug 10, 2023
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓
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Isaac Kiptoo
Guest
Aug 10, 2023
If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙
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Husna
Guest
Aug 7, 2023
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌🪐
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Masika
Guest
Aug 2, 2023
Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰
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Ann Awino
Guest
Jul 24, 2023
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆
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Issa
Guest
Jul 22, 2023
Life is too short to remove USB safely. 🔌💻
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Bahati
Guest
Jul 13, 2023
I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂
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Irene Akoth
Guest
Jul 11, 2023
😃 Mood instantly lifted!
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Mary Njeri
Guest
Jul 10, 2023
What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴
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Lucy Kimotho
Guest
Jul 8, 2023
My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃
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Farida
Guest
Jun 25, 2023
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡
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Issack
Guest
Jun 20, 2023
I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆
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Nancy Kawawa
Guest
Jun 17, 2023
I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂
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Elizabeth Mrema
Guest
Jun 9, 2023
They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶♂️🏡
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Saidi
Guest
Jun 3, 2023
I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆
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Victor Malima
Guest
May 10, 2023
It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎
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Joyce Mussa
Guest
May 6, 2023
Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎
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John Kamande
Guest
May 3, 2023
😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!
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Edward Chepkoech
Guest
Apr 24, 2023
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. 🏃♂️😴
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Mary Sokoine
Guest
Apr 18, 2023
What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! 🐸👡
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Jaffar
Guest
Apr 14, 2023
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯
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Lydia Mahiga
Guest
Apr 13, 2023
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️
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Victor Mwalimu
Guest
Mar 14, 2023
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅
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Mgeni
Guest
Mar 10, 2023
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌
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Hellen Nduta
Guest
Mar 10, 2023
I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶
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Baraka
Guest
Mar 4, 2023
How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋
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Janet Mwikali
Guest
Mar 3, 2023
How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌
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Mzee
Guest
Feb 22, 2023
😂 I’m dying!
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Rahim
Guest
Feb 16, 2023
😅 I’m still laughing!
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Dorothy Mwakalindile
Guest
Feb 12, 2023
I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴
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Mgeni
Guest
Feb 6, 2023
What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! 🐝✂️
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Rose Waithera
Guest
Jan 7, 2023
Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! 🍌👯♂️
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Bernard Oduor
Guest
Dec 31, 2022
I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. 🥃☕
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Mwanajuma
Guest
Dec 27, 2022
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Frank Sokoine
Guest
Dec 27, 2022
If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵
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Joseph Mallya
Guest
Dec 21, 2022
Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸
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Shukuru
Guest
Dec 21, 2022
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣
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John Lissu
Guest
Dec 17, 2022
I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶♂️
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Margaret Mahiga
Guest
Dec 10, 2022
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️
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Rashid
Guest
Dec 5, 2022
What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! 🧱😎
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Victor Sokoine
Guest
Nov 28, 2022
I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅
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Ndoto
Guest
Nov 21, 2022
What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴
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Zuhura
Guest
Nov 20, 2022
I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️
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Leila
Guest
Nov 17, 2022
Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏
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Kheri
Guest
Oct 25, 2022
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂
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Anna Mchome
Guest
Oct 23, 2022
My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠
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Robert Okello
Guest
Oct 19, 2022
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔
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Peter Mugendi
Guest
Oct 19, 2022
When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆
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Janet Sumari
Guest
Oct 15, 2022
What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! 🦆🍿
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Nora Kidata
Guest
Oct 4, 2022
I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜
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Lucy Mushi
Guest
Oct 4, 2022
Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? 😴👹
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Samuel Omondi
Guest
Sep 29, 2022
What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥
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Michael Mboya
Guest
Sep 24, 2022
What’s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! 🪂🌍
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Monica Adhiambo
Guest
Sep 16, 2022
I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰
