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John Mwangi
Guest
Sep 20, 2023
What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎶🧻
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Alex Nakitare
Guest
Aug 3, 2023
I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆
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Rashid
Guest
Jul 21, 2023
I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. 😜🦄
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Zakaria
Guest
Jul 12, 2023
What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️
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Mwalimu
Guest
Jul 11, 2023
Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥
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Diana Mumbua
Guest
Jul 8, 2023
😂 I’m dying!
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Wande
Guest
Jun 27, 2023
Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊
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Maimuna
Guest
Jun 24, 2023
Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂
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Frank Sokoine
Guest
Jun 12, 2023
I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍♂️
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Tabitha Okumu
Guest
Jun 9, 2023
I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳
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Frank Sokoine
Guest
Jun 4, 2023
Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰
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Mashaka
Guest
May 27, 2023
Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹
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Neema
Guest
May 23, 2023
I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻
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Lucy Mahiga
Guest
May 21, 2023
I run like the winded. 🏃♀️😮💨
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Zainab
Guest
May 21, 2023
I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. 🦸♂️😎
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Neema
Guest
May 17, 2023
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣
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Francis Mrope
Guest
May 16, 2023
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌🪐
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Stephen Amollo
Guest
May 6, 2023
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌
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Elijah Mutua
Guest
Apr 30, 2023
If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️
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Faith Kariuki
Guest
Apr 29, 2023
I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯
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Betty Kimaro
Guest
Apr 28, 2023
The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. 📖💼
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Omari
Guest
Apr 25, 2023
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 💑🤣
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Monica Nyalandu
Guest
Apr 22, 2023
😁 This just made my day!
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Nancy Kabura
Guest
Apr 20, 2023
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠
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Rashid
Guest
Apr 19, 2023
I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳
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Jaffar
Guest
Apr 18, 2023
😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!
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Victor Kamau
Guest
Mar 31, 2023
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. 🙄👨💼
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Alex Nyamweya
Guest
Mar 30, 2023
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌
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Rehema
Guest
Mar 24, 2023
How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! 🥒🥒
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Grace Mligo
Guest
Mar 23, 2023
Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔
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Dorothy Majaliwa
Guest
Mar 21, 2023
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
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Husna
Guest
Mar 16, 2023
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😜🛡️
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Anthony Kariuki
Guest
Mar 15, 2023
😂 I’m sending this to everyone I know!
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Victor Kamau
Guest
Mar 12, 2023
I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔
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Zakia
Guest
Mar 7, 2023
😂 This joke just made my day!
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Michael Onyango
Guest
Mar 7, 2023
I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
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Bernard Oduor
Guest
Mar 4, 2023
Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️
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Hawa
Guest
Feb 25, 2023
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️♂️
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Mchawi
Guest
Feb 16, 2023
I need six months of vacation, twice a year. 🏖️😂
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Jafari
Guest
Feb 11, 2023
I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️
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Zawadi
Guest
Jan 30, 2023
I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️
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Rabia
Guest
Jan 28, 2023
🤣 Sharing this with everyone!
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Nancy Kawawa
Guest
Jan 28, 2023
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩
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Bakari
Guest
Jan 25, 2023
Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨
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Zakaria
Guest
Jan 5, 2023
I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. 🍸😂
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Sarah Karani
Guest
Jan 3, 2023
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
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Kenneth Murithi
Guest
Dec 31, 2022
Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏
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Wilson Ombati
Guest
Dec 29, 2022
What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙♀️📖
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Grace Njuguna
Guest
Dec 27, 2022
Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁
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Mwakisu
Guest
Dec 27, 2022
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬
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Lucy Mahiga
Guest
Dec 17, 2022
What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚
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Isaac Kiptoo
Guest
Dec 11, 2022
This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃
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Omari
Guest
Dec 4, 2022
I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌
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Maimuna
Guest
Nov 23, 2022
😄 This is pure brilliance!
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Rabia
Guest
Nov 21, 2022
Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍♂️🤷♀️
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Lucy Mushi
Guest
Nov 16, 2022
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃
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Patrick Akech
Guest
Nov 15, 2022
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷♂️😅
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Habiba
Guest
Nov 13, 2022
What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻
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Francis Njeru
Guest
Nov 13, 2022
This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣
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Jaffar
Guest
Nov 2, 2022
😆 Rolling on the floor!
