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Mary Mrope
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Jul 26, 2023
Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒
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George Tenga
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Jul 18, 2023
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟
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Nora Lowassa
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Jul 11, 2023
I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴
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Binti
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Jul 9, 2023
My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠
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Ndoto
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Jul 3, 2023
I can resist anything except temptation. 😈😅
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Christopher Oloo
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Jun 24, 2023
I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
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Lydia Wanyama
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Jun 23, 2023
Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻
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Amani
Guest
Jun 20, 2023
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Susan Wangari
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Jun 14, 2023
I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣️💭
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Francis Njeru
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Jun 8, 2023
I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂
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Nashon
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Jun 8, 2023
Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰
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Jane Muthoni
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Jun 5, 2023
I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆
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Rukia
Guest
May 19, 2023
Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯
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Joyce Aoko
Guest
May 19, 2023
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡
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George Tenga
Guest
May 17, 2023
Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵
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Mary Njeri
Guest
May 15, 2023
Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍
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Amina
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May 11, 2023
Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶
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Betty Kimaro
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Apr 30, 2023
Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! 💸🍹
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Maulid
Guest
Apr 23, 2023
Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? 🛌💤
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Rubea
Guest
Apr 19, 2023
😁 This just made my day!
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Janet Sumaye
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Apr 14, 2023
Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎
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Esther Nyambura
Guest
Apr 11, 2023
🤣 Pure genius!
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Jane Muthui
Guest
Apr 5, 2023
😂 Can’t wait to share this!
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Michael Mboya
Guest
Apr 2, 2023
I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳
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Ruth Mtangi
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Mar 27, 2023
How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌
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Mwanaisha
Guest
Mar 27, 2023
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
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Issack
Guest
Mar 15, 2023
Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️
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Lucy Kimotho
Guest
Mar 9, 2023
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥
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Sumaya
Guest
Mar 6, 2023
I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆
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Mwanaidi
Guest
Mar 4, 2023
I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬
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Lydia Mahiga
Guest
Feb 21, 2023
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌
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George Mallya
Guest
Feb 20, 2023
Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! 🦞🙅♂️
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Mustafa
Guest
Feb 19, 2023
Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵
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Irene Akoth
Guest
Feb 13, 2023
Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳
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Faith Kariuki
Guest
Feb 3, 2023
Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! 👻😜
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Rose Waithera
Guest
Jan 24, 2023
Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! 📘🤷♂️
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Agnes Lowassa
Guest
Jan 18, 2023
I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤
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Michael Mboya
Guest
Jan 14, 2023
I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜
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Shamsa
Guest
Jan 10, 2023
😆 Saving this one!
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Michael Onyango
Guest
Jan 5, 2023
I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘♂️😆
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Nasra
Guest
Jan 4, 2023
Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛♂️🧄
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Ibrahim
Guest
Dec 29, 2022
I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯
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John Malisa
Guest
Dec 28, 2022
😂 I’m definitely stealing this one!
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Anna Sumari
Guest
Dec 22, 2022
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
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Ann Awino
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Dec 13, 2022
Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰
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Brian Karanja
Guest
Dec 10, 2022
I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
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Issack
Guest
Dec 10, 2022
😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!
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Monica Adhiambo
Guest
Nov 30, 2022
Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓
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Edwin Ndambuki
Guest
Nov 29, 2022
Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡
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Jane Muthui
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Nov 17, 2022
I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
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Mary Njeri
Guest
Nov 15, 2022
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🤯
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Joseph Kiwanga
Guest
Nov 12, 2022
😆 I’m dying over here!
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Samuel Omondi
Guest
Nov 11, 2022
I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. 😴🛏️
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Anna Mahiga
Guest
Nov 6, 2022
Why don’t koalas make great detectives? They’re terrible at following koal-ifications! 🐨🕵️♂️
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Warda
Guest
Oct 22, 2022
😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!
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Shamim
Guest
Oct 22, 2022
What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻
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Diana Mumbua
Guest
Oct 18, 2022
Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! ➕🤨
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Isaac Kiptoo
Guest
Oct 8, 2022
Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳
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Kenneth Murithi
Guest
Sep 27, 2022
🤣 That twist at the end, though!
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John Lissu
Guest
Sep 20, 2022
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! 🚲😅
