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Josephine Nduta
Guest
Jul 26, 2023
My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈
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Elizabeth Mrope
Guest
Jul 20, 2023
😅 I’m still chuckling at this!
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Sumaya
Guest
Jul 12, 2023
I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? 🙄💬
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Mwalimu
Guest
Jul 11, 2023
How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! 🌮🙏
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Edith Cherotich
Guest
Jul 9, 2023
They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶♂️🏡
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Mwanaidi
Guest
Jul 4, 2023
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. 🏃♂️😴
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Asha
Guest
Jun 30, 2023
Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰
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Daudi
Guest
Jun 29, 2023
I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪
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Omar
Guest
Jun 19, 2023
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
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Raha
Guest
Jun 16, 2023
What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! 🐝✂️
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Kahina
Guest
Jun 5, 2023
I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. 🍰😂
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Fredrick Mutiso
Guest
Jun 4, 2023
That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅
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Mariam Hassan
Guest
Jun 3, 2023
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Joyce Nkya
Guest
May 25, 2023
What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤
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Kazija
Guest
May 24, 2023
😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!
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Catherine Mkumbo
Guest
May 22, 2023
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸♂️
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Kiza
Guest
May 16, 2023
😄 What a joke!
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Ramadhan
Guest
May 2, 2023
If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕
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James Mduma
Guest
Apr 10, 2023
I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷♂️😆
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Sarah Karani
Guest
Mar 22, 2023
Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍♂️🤷♀️
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Abubakar
Guest
Mar 20, 2023
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩
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Alex Nyamweya
Guest
Mar 19, 2023
What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙♀️📖
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Mercy Atieno
Guest
Mar 3, 2023
Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! 💸🍹
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Charles Mchome
Guest
Mar 1, 2023
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆
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Biashara
Guest
Feb 24, 2023
😃 Instant mood boost!
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Chris Okello
Guest
Feb 24, 2023
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛♂️
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Agnes Njeri
Guest
Feb 20, 2023
What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️
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Frank Macha
Guest
Feb 13, 2023
This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁
What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗
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Monica Lissu
Guest
Feb 8, 2023
Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️
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Daniel Obura
Guest
Feb 7, 2023
The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴
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Sarah Karani
Guest
Feb 2, 2023
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
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Victor Mwalimu
Guest
Jan 31, 2023
My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂
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Nahida
Guest
Jan 24, 2023
In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆♂️😂
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Yusra
Guest
Jan 23, 2023
🤣 That twist at the end, though!
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Elizabeth Malima
Guest
Jan 11, 2023
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊
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Agnes Lowassa
Guest
Jan 3, 2023
Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂
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Patrick Mutua
Guest
Jan 2, 2023
What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️
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Rehema
Guest
Dec 28, 2022
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏
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Bernard Oduor
Guest
Dec 28, 2022
Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾
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Rahim
Guest
Dec 21, 2022
I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜
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Mzee
Guest
Dec 18, 2022
I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. 🦸♂️🦇
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Muslima
Guest
Dec 14, 2022
I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
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Mohamed
Guest
Dec 12, 2022
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. 🙄👨💼
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Patrick Mutua
Guest
Nov 30, 2022
What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴☠️🥬
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Mwanaisha
Guest
Nov 16, 2022
Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜
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Peter Mbise
Guest
Nov 10, 2022
Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹
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Linda Karimi
Guest
Nov 2, 2022
This is pure comedy gold! 😄
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Rabia
Guest
Nov 2, 2022
Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊
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Latifa
Guest
Oct 31, 2022
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏
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David Sokoine
Guest
Oct 11, 2022
What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴
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Peter Otieno
Guest
Oct 8, 2022
I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑
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Elijah Mutua
Guest
Oct 6, 2022
I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴
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Emily Chepngeno
Guest
Oct 2, 2022
Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! 📱🔋
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Binti
Guest
Oct 2, 2022
What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰
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Emily Chepngeno
Guest
Sep 29, 2022
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫
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Yusra
Guest
Sep 28, 2022
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸♂️💪
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Muslima
Guest
Sep 27, 2022
I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠
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Jane Muthoni
Guest
Sep 25, 2022
🤣 Sharing this right now!
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Moses Mwita
Guest
Sep 21, 2022
What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪
