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Hamida
Guest
Sep 3, 2023
I think my guardian angel drinks. ๐๐ท
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Khalifa
Guest
Aug 29, 2023
If weโre not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? ๐ฅช๐ก
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Peter Mugendi
Guest
Aug 1, 2023
I donโt procrastinate; I reschedule. ๐๏ธ๐
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Nassor
Guest
Jul 27, 2023
Wine is to women as duct tape is to menโit fixes everything. ๐ท๐
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Dorothy Majaliwa
Guest
Jul 27, 2023
I wasnโt born to 'just get things done'โI was born to confuse people with my nonsense. ๐คฏ๐คช
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Salima
Guest
Jul 5, 2023
๐ Iโm seriously crying over here!
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Nyota
Guest
Jun 30, 2023
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns donโt work! ๐๐
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Sekela
Guest
Jun 29, 2023
What do you call a snowmanโs dog? A slush puppy! โ๐
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Zubeida
Guest
Jun 27, 2023
Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they donโt have chairs! ๐๐ฅ
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Mwanajuma
Guest
Jun 26, 2023
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! ๐ดโโ๏ธ๐ด
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Halimah
Guest
Jun 24, 2023
๐ Gotta save this!
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Mwajabu
Guest
Jun 17, 2023
This joke is too funny, Iโm sharing it with everyone! ๐
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Halimah
Guest
Jun 12, 2023
They say 'donโt try this at home,' so Iโm coming over to your house to try it. ๐ถโโ๏ธ๐ก
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Khadija
Guest
May 30, 2023
๐ Perfect joke!
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Ann Wambui
Guest
May 19, 2023
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Needed this laugh, thanks!
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Maida
Guest
May 16, 2023
If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. ๐๐ด
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Baraka
Guest
May 12, 2023
Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! ๐ณ๐ฆท
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Chris Okello
Guest
May 11, 2023
That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, youโre innocent.' ๐ฌ๐
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Khadija
Guest
Apr 7, 2023
Whatโs a pirateโs favorite exercise? The plank! ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐ฆต
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Bahati
Guest
Apr 4, 2023
Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! ๐ป๐
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Latifa
Guest
Mar 29, 2023
Coffee: because adulting is hard. โ๐จโ๐ผ
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Christopher Oloo
Guest
Mar 19, 2023
Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! ๐ฑ๐ฑ๏ธ
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Omari
Guest
Mar 14, 2023
I canโt wait to tell this joke at my next party! ๐
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Jane Muthoni
Guest
Mar 2, 2023
Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they canโt fit them in their trunks! ๐๐ฑ
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Elizabeth Mrope
Guest
Mar 1, 2023
I donโt need a mood ring; I have a face. ๐๐ฌ
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Betty Cheruiyot
Guest
Mar 1, 2023
If weโre not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? ๐ง๐
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Anna Malela
Guest
Feb 24, 2023
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I needed that!
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Shabani
Guest
Feb 18, 2023
Why donโt scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! โ๏ธ๐ค
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Lydia Mutheu
Guest
Feb 14, 2023
๐ This is a keeper!
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Hashim
Guest
Feb 12, 2023
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! โ๏ธ๐
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Rabia
Guest
Feb 11, 2023
What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! ๐ถ๐งป
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Janet Sumari
Guest
Feb 2, 2023
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. ๐๐ฆท
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Shamsa
Guest
Jan 10, 2023
Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, itโs a beautiful day. โ๏ธ๐
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Shamsa
Guest
Jan 6, 2023
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I donโt know Y. ๐ ๐ค
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Bernard Oduor
Guest
Jan 4, 2023
My hobbies include eating and complaining that Iโm gaining weight. ๐๐
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Maneno
Guest
Jan 2, 2023
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! ๐ฆจโ๏ธ
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Bahati
Guest
Jan 2, 2023
What do you call a boomerang that doesnโt come back? A stick! ๐ช๐ฟ
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Saidi
Guest
Dec 31, 2022
Iโve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. ๐๐ค
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Safiya
Guest
Dec 29, 2022
Iโm on a 30-day diet. So far, Iโve lost 15 days. ๐๏ธ๐
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Joyce Mussa
Guest
Dec 18, 2022
I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. ๐ก๐งผ
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Sarah Achieng
Guest
Dec 5, 2022
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you canโt laugh at yourself, call meโIโll laugh at you. ๐คฃ๐
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Baridi
Guest
Dec 1, 2022
Whatโs a ghostโs favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! ๐ป๐ฅง
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Patrick Akech
Guest
Nov 22, 2022
What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! ๐โฐ
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Issa
Guest
Nov 16, 2022
Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐ถ
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James Kawawa
Guest
Nov 14, 2022
Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! ๐โ๏ธ
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Betty Cheruiyot
Guest
Nov 7, 2022
๐ Iโm sending this to everyone I know!
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Yusra
Guest
Nov 1, 2022
Iโve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. ๐งโโ๏ธ๐
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Sekela
Guest
Oct 30, 2022
I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. ๐๐
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Nyota
Guest
Oct 23, 2022
What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! ๐งฑ๐
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Zulekha
Guest
Oct 22, 2022
Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! ๐ผ๏ธ๐จ
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Tabitha Okumu
Guest
Oct 10, 2022
I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. ๐ก๐
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Mary Kendi
Guest
Sep 28, 2022
Why donโt skeletons play music in church? Because they donโt have organs! โช๐ถ
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Mtumwa
Guest
Sep 6, 2022
Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! ๐ฐ๏ธ๐พ
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Omar
Guest
Aug 24, 2022
Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they donโt like bills! ๐ฆ๐ต
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Jabir
Guest
Aug 18, 2022
I used to think I was indecisive, but now Iโm not too sure. ๐คทโโ๏ธ
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Edith Cherotich
Guest
Aug 15, 2022
How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! ๐โธ๏ธ
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Kheri
Guest
Aug 13, 2022
I canโt adult today. Please donโt make me adult. ๐๐ฌ
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Nashon
Guest
Aug 10, 2022
What did the triangle say to the circle? Youโre pointless! ๐บโช
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Umi
Guest
Aug 4, 2022
Iโm multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. ๐ง ๐ง
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Mchuma
Guest
Jul 14, 2022
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! ๐ฆ๐ฅ
