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Betty Akinyi
Guest
Aug 26, 2023
I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶♂️
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Abubakar
Guest
Aug 17, 2023
Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳
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Wande
Guest
Aug 12, 2023
Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟♂️😅
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Nancy Akumu
Guest
Aug 12, 2023
I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪
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Sarafina
Guest
Jul 30, 2023
I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
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Mjaka
Guest
Jul 13, 2023
What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧
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Ann Awino
Guest
Jul 12, 2023
Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜
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Mwagonda
Guest
Jul 8, 2023
I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️👋
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Charles Wafula
Guest
Jul 3, 2023
I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷
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Azima
Guest
Jul 2, 2023
I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️
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Elizabeth Mtei
Guest
Jun 23, 2023
If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🥪💡
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Emily Chepngeno
Guest
Jun 22, 2023
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😏🛡️
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Tabu
Guest
Jun 12, 2023
Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? 😴👹
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Joseph Kitine
Guest
Jun 9, 2023
I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔
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Rahim
Guest
May 20, 2023
I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️♂️😆
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Mwanahawa
Guest
May 13, 2023
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕
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Joyce Nkya
Guest
May 9, 2023
I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆
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Omari
Guest
May 9, 2023
Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 🦴🎉
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Halimah
Guest
May 1, 2023
Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴
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Stephen Kangethe
Guest
Apr 27, 2023
Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆
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Lydia Mzindakaya
Guest
Apr 16, 2023
🤣 Sending this now!
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Lydia Mzindakaya
Guest
Apr 11, 2023
I need six months of vacation, twice a year. 🏖️😂
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Rose Amukowa
Guest
Apr 5, 2023
Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔
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Andrew Mchome
Guest
Mar 28, 2023
I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎
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Alice Mwikali
Guest
Mar 25, 2023
What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂
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Henry Sokoine
Guest
Mar 20, 2023
Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃♀️
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Monica Nyalandu
Guest
Mar 17, 2023
I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄
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Arifa
Guest
Mar 16, 2023
Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬
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Kazija
Guest
Mar 8, 2023
Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂
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Kevin Maina
Guest
Mar 4, 2023
This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆
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Halimah
Guest
Feb 14, 2023
I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂
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Ann Wambui
Guest
Feb 5, 2023
😂 This joke just made my day!
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Irene Akoth
Guest
Feb 2, 2023
🤣 Brilliant joke!
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Peter Otieno
Guest
Jan 27, 2023
Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰
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Victor Kamau
Guest
Jan 19, 2023
I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🤣
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Vincent Mwangangi
Guest
Jan 16, 2023
Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒
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James Kimani
Guest
Jan 16, 2023
How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉
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Peter Mugendi
Guest
Jan 9, 2023
😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!
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Jabir
Guest
Jan 6, 2023
😂 I’m definitely stealing this one!
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Paul Ndomba
Guest
Jan 4, 2023
How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻❄️🏠
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Betty Cheruiyot
Guest
Jan 4, 2023
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️♀️
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Chris Okello
Guest
Jan 4, 2023
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋
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Zakia
Guest
Jan 3, 2023
The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. 📖💼
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Bahati
Guest
Jan 2, 2023
What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! 📚🏢
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Issack
Guest
Dec 30, 2022
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️
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Makame
Guest
Dec 29, 2022
I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠
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Brian Karanja
Guest
Dec 17, 2022
What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚
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Mercy Atieno
Guest
Dec 14, 2022
I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆
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Stephen Mushi
Guest
Dec 8, 2022
Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️
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Mhina
Guest
Dec 7, 2022
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. 🍷🙏
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Khatib
Guest
Dec 5, 2022
Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡
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Alice Mrema
Guest
Nov 13, 2022
😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!
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Warda
Guest
Nov 12, 2022
I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜
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Richard Mulwa
Guest
Oct 30, 2022
Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏
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John Lissu
Guest
Oct 24, 2022
What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙♀️📖
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Philip Nyaga
Guest
Oct 12, 2022
I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳
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Halima
Guest
Oct 8, 2022
Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! 📱🔋
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Stephen Kangethe
Guest
Oct 2, 2022
What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰
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Betty Kimaro
Guest
Oct 1, 2022
😂 This is a keeper!
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Susan Wangari
Guest
Sep 23, 2022
Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. 🛌😴
