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Huyu mtoto kaongea point kweli, angalia anachomwambia baba yake

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Author/Editor: Melkisedeck Leon Shine, 2015-2017: AckySHINE.com
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Mtoto alimwuuliza baba yake,
Mtoto: Baba unaweza kumwachia hilo gari lako house boy/girl akaliendesha?
Baba: siwezi kumwachia gari langu hili aliendeshe ni ghali sana.
Mtoto: je mnaweza kumwachia chumba chenu house boy/girl kikiwa wazi na mkaenda kazini?
Baba: haiwezekani kamwe kuna vitu vya gharama na pia heshima haitakuwepo.

Mtoto: unaweza ukampa house boy/girl ATM CARD yako na namba ya siri ukakuchulie pesa?

Baba: mtoto unatafuta balaa sasa, unataka siku akiiba hii card akachukue pesa zote tuwe maskini, sithubutu.

Mtoto: aahaaaaaa, kumbe hauwezi kumkabidhi chochote chenye thamani house boy/ girl, sasa kwa nini mnanikabidhi mimi kwa house boy/girl na nyie mnaenda kazini mpaka mnarudi kumbe mimi sina thamani kwenu eeeeh!

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