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1000+ Best Jokes That You Will Find Absolutely Hilarious, By Melkisedeck Leon Shine

Why didn’t the oven go to college?

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Author/Editor: Melkisedeck Leon Shine, 2015-2017: AckySHINE.com

Short answer: Because it didn't want to be baked into a "smart cookie"! 🍪😉

Explanation: This answer plays on the pun of the oven not wanting to become a "smart cookie" by going to college. It suggests that the oven is already "smart" in terms of its functionality, so it doesn't need to pursue higher education. The use of the cookie emoji adds a playful touch to the answer.

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👥 Agnes Lowassa Guest Mar 9, 2015

If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵

👥 Frank Macha Guest Mar 6, 2015

How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓

👥 John Mushi Guest Feb 25, 2015

I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️😜

👥 Peter Tibaijuka Guest Feb 19, 2015

I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆

👥 Ahmed Guest Feb 11, 2015

If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙

👥 Alice Jebet Guest Feb 6, 2015

I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅

👥 Halimah Guest Feb 6, 2015

I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🤣

👥 Henry Sokoine Guest Feb 4, 2015

Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! 🏴‍☠️📚

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I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸‍♀️😅

👥 Paul Ndomba Guest Jan 22, 2015

What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉

👥 Shabani Guest Jan 4, 2015

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂

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