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1000+ Best Jokes That You Will Find Absolutely Hilarious, By Melkisedeck Leon Shine

Why did the pony get detention?

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Author/Editor: Melkisedeck Leon Shine, 2015-2017: AckySHINE.com

Short Answer: Because it was horsing around too much! 🐴😝

Explanation: The pony got detention because it couldn't resist its mischievous nature and kept horsing around, probably galloping in the hallways or causing commotion in class. It just couldn't resist the temptation to have some playful fun! But alas, even our adorable pony friend needs to learn the importance of good behavior. So, detention it is! 📚🐾😄

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👥 Rabia Guest Apr 9, 2015

I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅

👥 Nassor Guest Mar 31, 2015

What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙‍♀️📖

👥 Zulekha Guest Mar 30, 2015

What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌

👥 Latifa Guest Mar 27, 2015

Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? 📅😆

👥 Elizabeth Mtei Guest Mar 26, 2015

I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂

👥 Alice Mrema Guest Jan 23, 2015

If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵

👥 Victor Malima Guest Jan 18, 2015

If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸

👥 Dorothy Majaliwa Guest Jan 17, 2015

If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. 🔥😅

👥 Joseph Njoroge Guest Jan 11, 2015

Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️

👥 Joy Wacera Guest Jan 8, 2015

What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥

👥 Chris Okello Guest Jan 8, 2015

I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅

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