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1000+ Best Jokes That You Will Find Absolutely Hilarious, By Melkisedeck Leon Shine

Why did the Cyclops stop teaching?

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Author/Editor: Melkisedeck Leon Shine, 2015-2017: AckySHINE.com

Short Answer: Because he had a one-track mind! 🤓👀

Explanation: The Cyclops, being a mythical creature with only a single eye, may have found it challenging to focus on multiple subjects and teach a diverse range of topics. With his one-track mind, he likely couldn't handle the variety that teaching demands. But hey, at least he had a unique perspective on things! 😉📚

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👥 Fadhili Guest Mar 25, 2015

Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔

👥 Mustafa Guest Mar 16, 2015

I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤

👥 Athumani Guest Mar 15, 2015

What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔

👥 Peter Tibaijuka Guest Mar 13, 2015

I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳

👥 Charles Mboje Guest Feb 8, 2015

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭

👥 Mwalimu Guest Feb 7, 2015

What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗

👥 Ann Wambui Guest Feb 6, 2015

I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. 🦸‍♂️😎

👥 Josephine Nekesa Guest Feb 1, 2015

I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕

👥 Emily Chepngeno Guest Jan 17, 2015

Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳

👥 David Nyerere Guest Jan 9, 2015

Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂

👥 Anthony Kariuki Guest Jan 2, 2015

How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌

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