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1000+ Best Jokes That You Will Find Absolutely Hilarious, By Melkisedeck Leon Shine

What’s black and white over and over again?

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Author/Editor: Melkisedeck Leon Shine, 2015-2017: AckySHINE.com

Answer: A penguin doing the Hokey Pokey! 🐧🎶

Explanation: Penguins are known for their distinctive black and white appearance, and the Hokey Pokey is a playful dance where participants repeatedly put body parts in and out. Combining the two, we can imagine a hilarious scenario of a penguin gleefully waddling around, putting its black and white feathers in and out while doing the Hokey Pokey. The mental image of this comical dance routine will surely bring a smile to anyone's face! 😄

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👥 John Mwangi Guest Feb 27, 2015

If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕

👥 John Mwangi Guest Feb 21, 2015

Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴

👥 Mary Kidata Guest Feb 19, 2015

What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟

👥 Mchuma Guest Feb 12, 2015

Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣

👥 Mariam Guest Feb 11, 2015

What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! 🎩🏃‍♂️

👥 Josephine Guest Jan 20, 2015

I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂

👥 Joseph Njoroge Guest Jan 17, 2015

The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴

👥 Henry Mollel Guest Jan 17, 2015

They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶‍♂️🏡

👥 Salma Guest Jan 10, 2015

The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴

👥 Brian Karanja Guest Jan 7, 2015

Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always leading you up to something! 🧪🪜

👥 Mary Kendi Guest Jan 3, 2015

Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔💬

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