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1000+ Best Jokes That You Will Find Absolutely Hilarious, By Melkisedeck Leon Shine

What’s a bat’s favorite pastime?

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Author/Editor: Melkisedeck Leon Shine, 2015-2017: AckySHINE.com

A bat's favorite pastime? Hanging out! 🦇😄

Explanation: Bats are known for their unique ability to hang upside down, so their favorite pastime would naturally involve hanging around. The pun on "hanging out" adds a humorous twist, making the answer funny and light-hearted. The bat emoji further emphasizes the playful nature of the response.

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👥 Rose Waithera Guest Mar 31, 2015

How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️

👥 Yusuf Guest Mar 26, 2015

What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎶🧻

👥 Lucy Wangui Guest Mar 18, 2015

I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸‍♀️😅

👥 Yusra Guest Mar 17, 2015

You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. 🌮🤷‍♂️

👥 Victor Mwalimu Guest Mar 2, 2015

Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊

👥 Elijah Mutua Guest Mar 2, 2015

You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. 🍕🤷‍♂️

👥 Tabitha Okumu Guest Feb 18, 2015

Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔💬

👥 Jane Malecela Guest Feb 13, 2015

What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

👥 Alice Jebet Guest Feb 12, 2015

Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! 🐔🥁

👥 Miriam Mchome Guest Jan 15, 2015

Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌

👥 Salima Guest Jan 8, 2015

I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸

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