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1000+ Best Jokes That You Will Find Absolutely Hilarious, By Melkisedeck Leon Shine

What did the turkey stay before it was roasted?

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Author/Editor: Melkisedeck Leon Shine, 2015-2017: AckySHINE.com

Answer: The turkey stayed in a "gobble-tel"! 🦃🏨

Explanation: This humorous answer plays on the word "hotel" by replacing it with "gobble-tel," creating a funny image of the turkey enjoying a little vacation before being roasted. The use of the turkey emoji adds to the playful and cheerful tone of the response.

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👥 Sarah Achieng Guest Apr 14, 2015

I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪

👥 Lucy Mahiga Guest Apr 9, 2015

What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧

👥 Safiya Guest Apr 9, 2015

What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy! ⛄🐕

👥 Shabani Guest Mar 30, 2015

I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂

👥 Anthony Kariuki Guest Mar 30, 2015

How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️

👥 Yusuf Guest Mar 26, 2015

Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐱🖱️

👥 Dorothy Majaliwa Guest Mar 7, 2015

How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️

👥 Paul Kamau Guest Feb 22, 2015

What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉

👥 Sarah Achieng Guest Jan 18, 2015

What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️

👥 Josephine Nduta Guest Jan 10, 2015

What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

👥 Hashim Guest Jan 2, 2015

If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂

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