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1000+ Best Jokes That You Will Find Absolutely Hilarious, By Melkisedeck Leon Shine

What did the squirrel give for Valentine’s Day?

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Author/Editor: Melkisedeck Leon Shine, 2015-2017: AckySHINE.com

What did the squirrel give for Valentine’s Day? 🐿️❤️ A nutty love letter! 💌🥜

Explanation: This funny answer plays on the squirrel's love for nuts and their habit of hoarding them. Instead of giving a traditional Valentine's Day gift, the squirrel surprises their partner with a hilarious twist, a heartfelt love letter filled with nutty puns! 🐿️❤️💌🥜

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👥 Hashim Guest Mar 5, 2015

Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! 🤖🔌

👥 Shukuru Guest Mar 4, 2015

What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋

👥 Mashaka Guest Feb 19, 2015

I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏

👥 Esther Nyambura Guest Feb 11, 2015

I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂

👥 Saidi Guest Feb 10, 2015

I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆

👥 Frank Sokoine Guest Jan 30, 2015

I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆

👥 Furaha Guest Jan 26, 2015

Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨‍🌾🏆

👥 Hamida Guest Jan 24, 2015

My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗

👥 Latifa Guest Jan 10, 2015

What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️‍♂️

👥 Fadhili Guest Jan 5, 2015

How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳

👥 Yusuf Guest Jan 5, 2015

I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆

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