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Joseph Njoroge
Guest
Jan 26, 2016
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔💬
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Bakari
Guest
Jan 18, 2016
I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂
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Anna Mchome
Guest
Jan 18, 2016
😄 You totally won the internet today!
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Mwanajuma
Guest
Jan 16, 2016
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸
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Tabitha Okumu
Guest
Jan 16, 2016
I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄
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Fredrick Mutiso
Guest
Jan 14, 2016
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜
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Joseph Kawawa
Guest
Jan 5, 2016
How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! 👷♂️🏗️
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Thomas Mwakalindile
Guest
Dec 17, 2015
Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆
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Asha
Guest
Dec 10, 2015
😆 Bookmarking this!
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Joyce Nkya
Guest
Nov 30, 2015
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔
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Mwanahawa
Guest
Nov 30, 2015
If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. ☕🙋♀️
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Husna
Guest
Nov 25, 2015
This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! 😂
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Asha
Guest
Nov 17, 2015
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃
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Mgeni
Guest
Nov 12, 2015
How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛♂️🤧
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Stephen Amollo
Guest
Nov 1, 2015
In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆♂️😂
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Rose Lowassa
Guest
Nov 1, 2015
I can resist anything except temptation. 😈😅
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Nassar
Guest
Oct 23, 2015
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃
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Anna Malela
Guest
Oct 12, 2015
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠
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Ruth Kibona
Guest
Oct 10, 2015
If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦
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Paul Kamau
Guest
Oct 3, 2015
Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂
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Mhina
Guest
Oct 2, 2015
I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂
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Thomas Mwakalindile
Guest
Sep 28, 2015
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜
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Jamila
Guest
Sep 25, 2015
I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅
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Dorothy Majaliwa
Guest
Sep 25, 2015
What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌
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Frank Macha
Guest
Sep 22, 2015
I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 📅🍔
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Zainab
Guest
Sep 9, 2015
🤣 Sending this now!
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Janet Mwikali
Guest
Sep 9, 2015
I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🤣
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬
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Ahmed
Guest
Aug 31, 2015
I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬
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David Musyoka
Guest
Aug 15, 2015
I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧
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Anna Malela
Guest
Aug 8, 2015
This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣
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Diana Mallya
Guest
Aug 3, 2015
Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀
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Mary Sokoine
Guest
Jul 25, 2015
My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂
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Daniel Obura
Guest
Jul 23, 2015
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭
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Brian Karanja
Guest
Jul 14, 2015
Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆
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Francis Mtangi
Guest
Jul 14, 2015
🤣 Pure genius!
I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵
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Maida
Guest
Jul 6, 2015
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️💡
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Samuel Were
Guest
Jun 19, 2015
😅 I needed that laugh!
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Athumani
Guest
Jun 6, 2015
What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤
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Edwin Ndambuki
Guest
May 30, 2015
Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒
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Yusra
Guest
May 23, 2015
Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬
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Samson Tibaijuka
Guest
May 18, 2015
I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️♂️😆
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Elizabeth Mrema
Guest
May 15, 2015
I smile because I don’t know what’s going on. 😁🤷♂️
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James Malima
Guest
Apr 30, 2015
If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵
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Nassor
Guest
Apr 21, 2015
Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰
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Francis Mtangi
Guest
Apr 17, 2015
🤣 That punchline was unexpected!
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Mariam
Guest
Apr 16, 2015
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
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Chum
Guest
Apr 15, 2015
The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴
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Masika
Guest
Apr 10, 2015
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏
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Nancy Komba
Guest
Apr 9, 2015
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴
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Jafari
Guest
Apr 8, 2015
My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃
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Agnes Sumaye
Guest
Mar 30, 2015
I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴
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Shamsa
Guest
Mar 26, 2015
Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? 📺🔋
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Nora Lowassa
Guest
Mar 25, 2015
Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️
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Edward Lowassa
Guest
Mar 23, 2015
Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊
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Jane Muthoni
Guest
Mar 16, 2015
Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥
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Henry Sokoine
Guest
Mar 12, 2015
I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶♂️
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David Nyerere
Guest
Mar 10, 2015
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟
