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Rabia
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Jan 26, 2016
In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆♂️😂
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Henry Mollel
Guest
Jan 25, 2016
Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣
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Ahmed
Guest
Jan 23, 2016
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩
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Salma
Guest
Jan 23, 2016
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥
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Rose Waithera
Guest
Jan 17, 2016
You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉
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Mjaka
Guest
Jan 13, 2016
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸♂️💪
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Violet Mumo
Guest
Jan 5, 2016
Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! 🤖🔌
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Hekima
Guest
Jan 2, 2016
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆
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Makame
Guest
Dec 31, 2015
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆
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Zulekha
Guest
Dec 28, 2015
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔
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Elizabeth Malima
Guest
Dec 16, 2015
😅 I’m still cracking up!
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Mwagonda
Guest
Dec 14, 2015
What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡
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Chiku
Guest
Dec 4, 2015
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️
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Josephine
Guest
Dec 1, 2015
I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆
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Jafari
Guest
Nov 27, 2015
What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭
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Ahmed
Guest
Nov 27, 2015
Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! 🍰🛋️
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Halima
Guest
Nov 27, 2015
Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! 🍌🌞
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Anthony Kariuki
Guest
Nov 22, 2015
😆 This one really got me!
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Daudi
Guest
Nov 18, 2015
What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴☠️🦵
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Monica Lissu
Guest
Nov 14, 2015
What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥
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Josephine
Guest
Nov 7, 2015
What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! 🐑🚗
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Rukia
Guest
Nov 4, 2015
What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴☠️🥬
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George Mallya
Guest
Oct 25, 2015
Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻
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Rahma
Guest
Oct 21, 2015
When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆
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Mariam
Guest
Oct 19, 2015
I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳
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Mariam Hassan
Guest
Oct 18, 2015
Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎
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David Sokoine
Guest
Oct 17, 2015
I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆
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Shamim
Guest
Sep 27, 2015
I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷♂️😆
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Kahina
Guest
Sep 13, 2015
I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉
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Bernard Oduor
Guest
Sep 11, 2015
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧
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Rubea
Guest
Sep 8, 2015
Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷
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Maida
Guest
Sep 3, 2015
😂 This is too funny!
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌
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Baridi
Guest
Aug 21, 2015
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊
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Rahim
Guest
Aug 19, 2015
I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍♂️
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Kassim
Guest
Aug 12, 2015
😁 Best laugh of the day!
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Farida
Guest
Aug 7, 2015
Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️
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Mwanajuma
Guest
Aug 2, 2015
I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳
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Kiza
Guest
Jul 24, 2015
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿
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Jane Muthoni
Guest
Jul 17, 2015
Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏
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Francis Mtangi
Guest
Jul 17, 2015
If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? 👠🤔
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Anna Sumari
Guest
Jul 13, 2015
I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅
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Joyce Nkya
Guest
Jul 9, 2015
I need six months of vacation, twice a year. 🏖️😂
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Maulid
Guest
Jul 5, 2015
Love this! Keep them coming! 😁
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Hamida
Guest
Jul 3, 2015
I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬
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Mary Njeri
Guest
Jul 2, 2015
😅 I’m still chuckling at this!
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Jane Muthoni
Guest
Jun 25, 2015
Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱
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John Lissu
Guest
May 27, 2015
I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖
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David Sokoine
Guest
May 22, 2015
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
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Sofia
Guest
May 11, 2015
I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃
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Ann Wambui
Guest
May 6, 2015
What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗
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Margaret Anyango
Guest
May 6, 2015
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓
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Moses Mwita
Guest
Apr 18, 2015
😅 I’m still laughing!
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Jamal
Guest
Mar 20, 2015
What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! 🎩🏃♂️
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Francis Mrope
Guest
Mar 19, 2015
I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰
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Peter Mugendi
Guest
Mar 14, 2015
Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜
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Kahina
Guest
Mar 13, 2015
I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠
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Nora Kidata
Guest
Mar 3, 2015
I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️👋
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Edith Cherotich
Guest
Feb 26, 2015
What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌
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Tabitha Okumu
Guest
Feb 21, 2015
If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋♀️
