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Frank Macha
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Feb 15, 2016
You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. 🎮🤔
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Mwachumu
Guest
Feb 13, 2016
What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️
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Joyce Mussa
Guest
Feb 11, 2016
I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂
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Khamis
Guest
Feb 1, 2016
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏
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Jane Malecela
Guest
Jan 22, 2016
I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷♂️
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Edwin Ndambuki
Guest
Jan 20, 2016
My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠
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Betty Kimaro
Guest
Jan 18, 2016
Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸♀️❤️
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Frank Macha
Guest
Jan 18, 2016
This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁
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Jacob Kiplangat
Guest
Jan 11, 2016
Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴☠️🎶
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Ann Wambui
Guest
Jan 10, 2016
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉🤔
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David Sokoine
Guest
Jan 9, 2016
Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! 📱🔋
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Monica Lissu
Guest
Dec 29, 2015
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. 🍷🙏
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Monica Nyalandu
Guest
Dec 19, 2015
Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌
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Lydia Wanyama
Guest
Dec 17, 2015
Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓
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Salum
Guest
Dec 17, 2015
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔
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Charles Mboje
Guest
Dec 9, 2015
I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣
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Nancy Kawawa
Guest
Dec 7, 2015
😂 This is too funny!
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸
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Moses Mwita
Guest
Nov 25, 2015
I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷♂️🤭
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Mwachumu
Guest
Nov 20, 2015
I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼
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Azima
Guest
Nov 14, 2015
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔
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Catherine Mkumbo
Guest
Nov 2, 2015
I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 🗓️🍔
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Irene Makena
Guest
Oct 30, 2015
😃 Instant mood boost!
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Nashon
Guest
Oct 26, 2015
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉
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Baraka
Guest
Oct 22, 2015
Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰
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Fadhila
Guest
Oct 13, 2015
😆 I’m still laughing, can’t stop!
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Omari
Guest
Oct 9, 2015
If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬
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Diana Mumbua
Guest
Oct 2, 2015
Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯♂️
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Peter Tibaijuka
Guest
Sep 29, 2015
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
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Margaret Anyango
Guest
Sep 25, 2015
Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄
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Patrick Mutua
Guest
Sep 24, 2015
I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐
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Muslima
Guest
Sep 6, 2015
I can resist anything except temptation. 😈😅
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Sekela
Guest
Sep 3, 2015
😄 You got me good!
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Edith Cherotich
Guest
Sep 2, 2015
What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙♀️📖
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Safiya
Guest
Aug 22, 2015
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟
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Maneno
Guest
Aug 15, 2015
Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣
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Diana Mallya
Guest
Aug 13, 2015
Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? 🛌💤
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Mary Njeri
Guest
Aug 2, 2015
I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰
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Issack
Guest
Jul 29, 2015
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔💬
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Khatib
Guest
Jul 19, 2015
😂 Can’t wait to share this!
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Faiza
Guest
Jul 18, 2015
Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂
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Anna Malela
Guest
Jul 12, 2015
I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪
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Shamsa
Guest
Jul 5, 2015
My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈
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Zubeida
Guest
Jul 4, 2015
I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅
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Sarah Karani
Guest
Jul 3, 2015
How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! 🐝🪮
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Mwajabu
Guest
Jun 15, 2015
Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔
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Biashara
Guest
May 31, 2015
Why don’t koalas make great detectives? They’re terrible at following koal-ifications! 🐨🕵️♂️
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Jane Malecela
Guest
May 28, 2015
Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! 🐔🥚
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Esther Cheruiyot
Guest
May 24, 2015
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. ⏰💼
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Issa
Guest
May 21, 2015
I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖
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Francis Mrope
Guest
May 20, 2015
If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩👧🤷♂️
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Monica Adhiambo
Guest
May 19, 2015
Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶
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Kenneth Murithi
Guest
May 11, 2015
🤣 That twist at the end, though!
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Mwanajuma
Guest
Apr 13, 2015
Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔
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David Sokoine
Guest
Apr 11, 2015
I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄
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Aziza
Guest
Apr 6, 2015
What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! 🐑🚗
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Charles Wafula
Guest
Apr 2, 2015
Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀
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Anna Mchome
Guest
Mar 31, 2015
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓
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Azima
Guest
Mar 19, 2015
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜
