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Samuel Were
Guest
Apr 21, 2016
I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. 😴🛏️
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Benjamin Kibicho
Guest
Apr 13, 2016
I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷♂️😎
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Jamila
Guest
Apr 10, 2016
What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋
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Alex Nyamweya
Guest
Apr 9, 2016
You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉
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Maneno
Guest
Apr 7, 2016
Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋
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Rahim
Guest
Mar 27, 2016
I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌
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Victor Mwalimu
Guest
Mar 24, 2016
How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️
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Salma
Guest
Mar 21, 2016
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂
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Margaret Mahiga
Guest
Mar 9, 2016
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧
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Abdullah
Guest
Mar 6, 2016
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃
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Mercy Atieno
Guest
Feb 15, 2016
Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔
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Josephine Nekesa
Guest
Feb 10, 2016
Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯♂️
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Paul Kamau
Guest
Feb 2, 2016
Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔
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Elizabeth Mtei
Guest
Feb 2, 2016
Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! 🍰🛋️
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David Ochieng
Guest
Jan 28, 2016
😅 I’m still laughing!
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Michael Onyango
Guest
Jan 23, 2016
What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨⚖️👔
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Jafari
Guest
Jan 6, 2016
Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸
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Vincent Mwangangi
Guest
Dec 28, 2015
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧
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Wilson Ombati
Guest
Dec 27, 2015
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸
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Zubeida
Guest
Dec 25, 2015
How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰
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Abubakari
Guest
Dec 21, 2015
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩
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Arifa
Guest
Dec 21, 2015
This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁
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Janet Mbithe
Guest
Dec 20, 2015
What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! 🧱😎
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James Malima
Guest
Dec 15, 2015
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤
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Mgeni
Guest
Dec 8, 2015
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌🪐
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Hassan
Guest
Dec 1, 2015
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪
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Rabia
Guest
Nov 30, 2015
I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃
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Joseph Njoroge
Guest
Nov 30, 2015
I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️
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Shabani
Guest
Nov 15, 2015
If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙
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Samuel Omondi
Guest
Oct 3, 2015
Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂
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Anna Mchome
Guest
Oct 1, 2015
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🤯
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Alex Nyamweya
Guest
Sep 24, 2015
I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪
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Anna Sumari
Guest
Sep 14, 2015
Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴☠️🎶
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Mwinyi
Guest
Sep 11, 2015
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️♀️
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Rabia
Guest
Sep 7, 2015
😄 Nailed it!
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Shamsa
Guest
Sep 6, 2015
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵
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Jacob Kiplangat
Guest
Sep 4, 2015
I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! 😆👶
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Dorothy Nkya
Guest
Aug 25, 2015
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆
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James Kimani
Guest
Aug 22, 2015
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅👗
😂 I’m definitely stealing this one!
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David Kawawa
Guest
Aug 19, 2015
I can resist anything except temptation. 😈😅
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Rahma
Guest
Jul 16, 2015
What’s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! 🪂🌍
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Warda
Guest
Jul 11, 2015
I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞
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John Lissu
Guest
Jul 8, 2015
Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯
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Nancy Kawawa
Guest
Jul 3, 2015
😃 Instant mood boost!
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Joseph Kawawa
Guest
Jun 20, 2015
I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉
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Joyce Aoko
Guest
Jun 17, 2015
🤣 This joke just made my whole day!
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Ramadhan
Guest
Jun 12, 2015
What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤
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Rose Waithera
Guest
May 16, 2015
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄
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Rehema
Guest
May 7, 2015
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸
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Warda
Guest
Apr 30, 2015
🤣 Sending this now!
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Abubakari
Guest
Apr 26, 2015
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😜🛡️
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Peter Otieno
Guest
Apr 25, 2015
Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡
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Stephen Mushi
Guest
Apr 24, 2015
I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳
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Grace Njuguna
Guest
Apr 23, 2015
What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥
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Kijakazi
Guest
Apr 23, 2015
I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆
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Robert Ndunguru
Guest
Mar 26, 2015
My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗
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Mariam
Guest
Mar 25, 2015
Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰
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Latifa
Guest
Mar 25, 2015
I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷♂️😆
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Vincent Mwangangi
Guest
Mar 22, 2015
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭
