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Abdullah
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Dec 15, 2015
😅 I’m still chuckling at this!
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Josephine Nduta
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Dec 12, 2015
I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆
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Michael Onyango
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Dec 11, 2015
If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙
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Charles Mchome
Guest
Dec 10, 2015
This is pure comedy gold! 😄
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Sarafina
Guest
Dec 5, 2015
Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷
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Grace Minja
Guest
Dec 5, 2015
How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻❄️🏠
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Sultan
Guest
Dec 4, 2015
I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆
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Wande
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Nov 28, 2015
What’s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! 🪂🌍
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Rahim
Guest
Nov 18, 2015
Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️
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Catherine Naliaka
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Nov 6, 2015
Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶
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Mohamed
Guest
Oct 28, 2015
This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆
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Joy Wacera
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Oct 23, 2015
I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻
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Rose Lowassa
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Oct 20, 2015
What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗
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Janet Sumari
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Oct 19, 2015
If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️
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Betty Kimaro
Guest
Oct 19, 2015
Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰
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John Lissu
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Oct 10, 2015
Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬
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Anthony Kariuki
Guest
Oct 6, 2015
What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️
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Faiza
Guest
Oct 5, 2015
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆
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Ann Wambui
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Sep 30, 2015
😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!
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Mary Sokoine
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Sep 25, 2015
When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆
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Ibrahim
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Sep 23, 2015
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛♂️
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Stephen Kikwete
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Sep 20, 2015
I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
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Mwachumu
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Sep 8, 2015
If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂
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Jackson Makori
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Aug 25, 2015
I don’t understand why people say hurtful things like 'I don’t even know you.' We’ve been Facebook friends for two years! 📱😆
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Anna Mchome
Guest
Aug 8, 2015
Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂
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Leila
Guest
Aug 6, 2015
😂 I’m completely obsessed with this!
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸♂️💪
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Patrick Akech
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Jul 29, 2015
Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓
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Victor Kamau
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Jul 28, 2015
I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆
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Robert Ndunguru
Guest
Jul 26, 2015
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂
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Alice Mwikali
Guest
Jul 24, 2015
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟
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Nahida
Guest
Jul 20, 2015
😁 This just made my day!
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George Tenga
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Jul 20, 2015
If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. 🔥😅
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Hellen Nduta
Guest
Jul 14, 2015
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭
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Anna Kibwana
Guest
Jul 1, 2015
Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🤣
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Charles Mrope
Guest
Jun 28, 2015
😂 I’m sending this to everyone I know!
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Agnes Sumaye
Guest
Jun 23, 2015
😄 Pure comedy gold!
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Majid
Guest
Jun 16, 2015
😆 Bookmarking this!
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Betty Cheruiyot
Guest
Jun 15, 2015
I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆
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Mariam
Guest
Jun 15, 2015
That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅
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Rose Mwinuka
Guest
Jun 10, 2015
My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼
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Christopher Oloo
Guest
Jun 8, 2015
Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴☠️🎶
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Elizabeth Mtei
Guest
May 29, 2015
Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! 😂
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Maida
Guest
May 29, 2015
Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜
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Anna Mchome
Guest
May 24, 2015
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫
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Kijakazi
Guest
May 14, 2015
Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄
I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑
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Rose Kiwanga
Guest
May 7, 2015
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. 🏃♂️😴
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Charles Mchome
Guest
May 6, 2015
Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! 🍌🌞
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Nancy Kawawa
Guest
May 4, 2015
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬
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Janet Mbithe
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Apr 28, 2015
Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆
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Halimah
Guest
Apr 22, 2015
How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️
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Abdillah
Guest
Apr 20, 2015
I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐
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Dorothy Mwakalindile
Guest
Apr 16, 2015
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋
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Safiya
Guest
Apr 15, 2015
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃
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Philip Nyaga
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Apr 14, 2015
Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥
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Linda Karimi
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Mar 30, 2015
I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴
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George Ndungu
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Mar 12, 2015
Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! 👻😜
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Janet Wambura
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Feb 28, 2015
Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣
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Mwagonda
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Feb 26, 2015
I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. 😜🦄
