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Mazrui
Guest
May 2, 2016
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭
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Halimah
Guest
Apr 30, 2016
Monday should be optional. 😴⏳
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David Sokoine
Guest
Apr 24, 2016
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. 🤦♂️🤣
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Edith Cherotich
Guest
Apr 21, 2016
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️
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Stephen Amollo
Guest
Apr 9, 2016
I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬
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Mhina
Guest
Apr 2, 2016
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆
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Furaha
Guest
Apr 1, 2016
Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! 👠⚽
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Grace Mligo
Guest
Mar 27, 2016
😂 Can’t wait to share this!
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Vincent Mwangangi
Guest
Feb 21, 2016
Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆
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Fadhili
Guest
Feb 15, 2016
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
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Chiku
Guest
Feb 9, 2016
What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪
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Jaffar
Guest
Dec 23, 2015
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋
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Chiku
Guest
Dec 17, 2015
Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜
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Juma
Guest
Dec 15, 2015
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙
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Vincent Mwangangi
Guest
Dec 10, 2015
What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚
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Raha
Guest
Dec 10, 2015
Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤
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Moses Kipkemboi
Guest
Dec 4, 2015
I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣
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Mashaka
Guest
Dec 1, 2015
I smile because I don’t know what’s going on. 😁🤷♂️
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James Kawawa
Guest
Nov 22, 2015
What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟♂️🌾
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Elizabeth Mrema
Guest
Nov 22, 2015
I run like the winded. 🏃♀️😮💨
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Elizabeth Mtei
Guest
Nov 20, 2015
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞
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Richard Mulwa
Guest
Nov 1, 2015
What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️
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Grace Majaliwa
Guest
Oct 30, 2015
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖
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Jane Malecela
Guest
Oct 12, 2015
I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆
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Alice Jebet
Guest
Oct 12, 2015
😅 I’m still chuckling at this!
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Josephine Nekesa
Guest
Oct 11, 2015
🤣 That punchline was unexpected!
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️
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Nancy Akumu
Guest
Sep 23, 2015
How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! 🐝🪮
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Brian Karanja
Guest
Sep 23, 2015
😂 This joke just made my day!
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Rubea
Guest
Sep 22, 2015
What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋
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Betty Akinyi
Guest
Sep 20, 2015
I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷♂️
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Rose Lowassa
Guest
Sep 18, 2015
What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! 🐑🚗
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Ruth Kibona
Guest
Sep 17, 2015
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
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Lydia Mahiga
Guest
Sep 13, 2015
If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? 👠🤔
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Khamis
Guest
Sep 8, 2015
😂 Sharing right away!
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Peter Tibaijuka
Guest
Sep 1, 2015
Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠
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Peter Mugendi
Guest
Aug 30, 2015
Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸
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Sarah Achieng
Guest
Aug 27, 2015
My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃
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Amani
Guest
Aug 7, 2015
I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶♂️
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Hashim
Guest
Jul 27, 2015
If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝
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Lydia Wanyama
Guest
Jul 25, 2015
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃
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Kijakazi
Guest
Jul 15, 2015
Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯
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Anthony Kariuki
Guest
Jul 14, 2015
Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻
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Stephen Malecela
Guest
Jun 22, 2015
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏
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Diana Mumbua
Guest
Jun 11, 2015
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅♂️
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Fadhila
Guest
Jun 9, 2015
Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌
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Mwinyi
Guest
Jun 9, 2015
🤣 Didn’t see that coming!
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Sekela
Guest
Jun 1, 2015
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️
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Aziza
Guest
May 23, 2015
Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! 🍌🌞
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James Mduma
Guest
May 17, 2015
I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. 🦸♂️🦇
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Mwajabu
Guest
May 10, 2015
I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐
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Wande
Guest
May 2, 2015
The best part of going to work is coming back home. 🏡💼
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Amani
Guest
Apr 18, 2015
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌
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Bahati
Guest
Apr 6, 2015
Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜💉
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John Kamande
Guest
Mar 21, 2015
If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩👧🤷♂️
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Amani
Guest
Mar 21, 2015
Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙
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Grace Mushi
Guest
Mar 17, 2015
Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆
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Sarah Achieng
Guest
Mar 11, 2015
Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 🦴🎉
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Maida
Guest
Mar 2, 2015
How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌
My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈
