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Nicholas Wanjohi
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May 3, 2016
I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅
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Amir
Guest
Apr 22, 2016
I smile because I don’t know what’s going on. 😁🤷♂️
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Mwanaidi
Guest
Apr 17, 2016
I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶
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Richard Mulwa
Guest
Apr 9, 2016
My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠
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Patrick Mutua
Guest
Mar 31, 2016
Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰
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Catherine Naliaka
Guest
Mar 25, 2016
😁 This just made my day!
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Majid
Guest
Mar 11, 2016
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
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Mary Kendi
Guest
Mar 11, 2016
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😲👀
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Abubakari
Guest
Mar 11, 2016
I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂
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Betty Akinyi
Guest
Feb 29, 2016
How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! 👷♂️🏗️
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Diana Mumbua
Guest
Feb 19, 2016
I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. 🦸♂️🦇
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Dorothy Majaliwa
Guest
Feb 18, 2016
How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛♂️🤧
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Jackson Makori
Guest
Feb 17, 2016
I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧
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Linda Karimi
Guest
Feb 12, 2016
Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇♀️😆
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Amani
Guest
Feb 5, 2016
Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨
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John Mwangi
Guest
Jan 31, 2016
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉🤔
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Majid
Guest
Jan 30, 2016
I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆
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Mwanajuma
Guest
Jan 27, 2016
I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷♂️😎
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Mwanaisha
Guest
Jan 24, 2016
Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷
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Joseph Kawawa
Guest
Jan 16, 2016
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂
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Majid
Guest
Jan 6, 2016
Coffee: because adulting is hard. ☕👨💼
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Rose Lowassa
Guest
Jan 6, 2016
I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
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Yahya
Guest
Jan 1, 2016
What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗
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Francis Njeru
Guest
Dec 17, 2015
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰
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John Mwangi
Guest
Dec 12, 2015
Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃♀️
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Khalifa
Guest
Dec 10, 2015
I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. 😴🛏️
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John Lissu
Guest
Dec 10, 2015
Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄
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Ruth Kibona
Guest
Dec 9, 2015
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵
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John Lissu
Guest
Dec 1, 2015
I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣
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Edward Chepkoech
Guest
Nov 30, 2015
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴
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Faiza
Guest
Nov 30, 2015
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂
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Sarah Achieng
Guest
Nov 30, 2015
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹
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Maneno
Guest
Nov 22, 2015
When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆
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Mariam Kawawa
Guest
Nov 17, 2015
Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱
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Joy Wacera
Guest
Nov 15, 2015
Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊
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Latifa
Guest
Oct 27, 2015
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! 🚲😅
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Maimuna
Guest
Oct 21, 2015
I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬
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Mwafirika
Guest
Oct 16, 2015
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯😜
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Biashara
Guest
Oct 11, 2015
I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴
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Betty Kimaro
Guest
Oct 6, 2015
If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂
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Khamis
Guest
Sep 30, 2015
I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪
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Jackson Makori
Guest
Sep 30, 2015
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️
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Alex Nyamweya
Guest
Sep 27, 2015
I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳
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Elizabeth Malima
Guest
Sep 14, 2015
Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯
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Grace Njuguna
Guest
Aug 16, 2015
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫
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Mary Njeri
Guest
Aug 3, 2015
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔
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George Ndungu
Guest
Jul 26, 2015
This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! 😂
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Vincent Mwangangi
Guest
Jul 21, 2015
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠
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Elizabeth Malima
Guest
Jul 18, 2015
Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋
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Edith Cherotich
Guest
Jul 15, 2015
😆 That punchline was epic!
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Nchi
Guest
Jul 11, 2015
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! 🐝🍯
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Binti
Guest
Jul 3, 2015
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏
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Nasra
Guest
Jun 30, 2015
Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! 😂
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Khatib
Guest
Jun 24, 2015
My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗
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Sultan
Guest
Jun 11, 2015
Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤
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Rose Kiwanga
Guest
Jun 1, 2015
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟
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Mary Sokoine
Guest
May 10, 2015
I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳
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Janet Mwikali
Guest
May 1, 2015
I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕
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Mwanaidha
Guest
Apr 30, 2015
What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! 🦆🍿
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Nyota
Guest
Apr 28, 2015
If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸
