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Elizabeth Mtei
Guest
May 16, 2016
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔
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Agnes Njeri
Guest
May 1, 2016
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸
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Esther Cheruiyot
Guest
May 1, 2016
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️
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Elizabeth Mrema
Guest
Apr 17, 2016
😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!
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Shamsa
Guest
Apr 17, 2016
What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡
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Stephen Mushi
Guest
Apr 9, 2016
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅♂️
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Irene Makena
Guest
Apr 2, 2016
I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂
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Ruth Wanjiku
Guest
Mar 27, 2016
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭
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Grace Minja
Guest
Mar 25, 2016
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔
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Yahya
Guest
Mar 18, 2016
If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂
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Warda
Guest
Mar 15, 2016
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓
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Joseph Mallya
Guest
Feb 29, 2016
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂
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Josephine Nduta
Guest
Feb 23, 2016
😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!
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Jabir
Guest
Feb 21, 2016
What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋
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Mariam Hassan
Guest
Feb 18, 2016
😆 That punchline was epic!
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Bakari
Guest
Feb 16, 2016
I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆
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James Malima
Guest
Feb 16, 2016
😃 Mood instantly lifted!
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Mwanakhamis
Guest
Feb 11, 2016
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨
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Tabitha Okumu
Guest
Feb 8, 2016
I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐
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Charles Mrope
Guest
Feb 3, 2016
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔
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Mary Njeri
Guest
Jan 8, 2016
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋
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Mercy Atieno
Guest
Jan 7, 2016
I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂
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Masika
Guest
Dec 18, 2015
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦♀️
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Lydia Mahiga
Guest
Dec 16, 2015
😂 This is too funny!
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Joyce Aoko
Guest
Nov 29, 2015
Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️
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Lydia Mzindakaya
Guest
Nov 26, 2015
I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍♂️🍔
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Anna Sumari
Guest
Nov 26, 2015
Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄
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Mariam Kawawa
Guest
Nov 3, 2015
Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂
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Rose Amukowa
Guest
Oct 26, 2015
What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! 📚🏢
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Alice Wanjiru
Guest
Oct 25, 2015
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆
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Frank Sokoine
Guest
Sep 30, 2015
Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎
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Andrew Odhiambo
Guest
Sep 24, 2015
Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! 🐔🥁
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Anna Malela
Guest
Sep 7, 2015
Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔
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Rose Kiwanga
Guest
Sep 5, 2015
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮♂️
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Josephine Nduta
Guest
Sep 4, 2015
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜
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Grace Mligo
Guest
Aug 30, 2015
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕
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Saidi
Guest
Aug 25, 2015
🤣 That punchline was unexpected!
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Hawa
Guest
Aug 21, 2015
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃
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Kenneth Murithi
Guest
Jul 27, 2015
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲
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Biashara
Guest
Jul 22, 2015
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣
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Benjamin Masanja
Guest
Jul 12, 2015
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔
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Sarafina
Guest
Jul 11, 2015
If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. ☕🙋♀️
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Mwagonda
Guest
Jul 8, 2015
😂 Can't stop laughing!
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Ndoto
Guest
Jul 7, 2015
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴
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Rose Mwinuka
Guest
Jul 6, 2015
Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜
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Catherine Mkumbo
Guest
Jun 12, 2015
I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️
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Abdillah
Guest
Jun 8, 2015
Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥
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Mary Sokoine
Guest
Jun 1, 2015
Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔
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Mwachumu
Guest
May 28, 2015
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸♂️
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Raphael Okoth
Guest
May 25, 2015
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌
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David Chacha
Guest
May 21, 2015
What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! 🐑🚗
I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆
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Andrew Mchome
Guest
May 16, 2015
I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪
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Shabani
Guest
May 14, 2015
I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. 🍸😂
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Zubeida
Guest
May 14, 2015
The best part of going to work is coming back home. 🏡💼
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Muslima
Guest
May 11, 2015
Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻
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Mwakisu
Guest
May 2, 2015
Coffee: because adulting is hard. ☕👨💼
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Carol Nyakio
Guest
Apr 30, 2015
😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!
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Nassar
Guest
Apr 27, 2015
Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always leading you up to something! 🧪🪜
I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜
