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Shabani
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Feb 6, 2016
My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭
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Jane Malecela
Guest
Feb 6, 2016
😆 That punchline was epic!
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Athumani
Guest
Feb 6, 2016
I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂
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John Lissu
Guest
Feb 4, 2016
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌
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Alice Wanjiru
Guest
Feb 1, 2016
I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘♂️😆
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Abdullah
Guest
Jan 31, 2016
My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂
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Kenneth Murithi
Guest
Jan 31, 2016
Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🤣
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Kheri
Guest
Jan 28, 2016
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔💬
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Alex Nakitare
Guest
Jan 26, 2016
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️
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Esther Nyambura
Guest
Jan 2, 2016
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷♂️😅
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Andrew Mahiga
Guest
Dec 24, 2015
What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨
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Mwakisu
Guest
Dec 21, 2015
I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. 🤔🤸♂️
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Janet Mbithe
Guest
Dec 13, 2015
Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰
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Isaac Kiptoo
Guest
Dec 6, 2015
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩
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Josephine Nekesa
Guest
Dec 6, 2015
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾🏅
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Christopher Oloo
Guest
Dec 3, 2015
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆
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Grace Mligo
Guest
Nov 21, 2015
Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! 🍌🌞
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Amina
Guest
Nov 20, 2015
😃 Instant mood boost!
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Chris Okello
Guest
Nov 15, 2015
Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛♂️🧄
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Maimuna
Guest
Nov 11, 2015
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Anna Kibwana
Guest
Nov 7, 2015
😄 What a joke!
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Saidi
Guest
Oct 15, 2015
Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸
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Peter Mugendi
Guest
Oct 6, 2015
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂
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Sarafina
Guest
Oct 1, 2015
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂
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Ann Awino
Guest
Sep 27, 2015
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄
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Samuel Omondi
Guest
Sep 27, 2015
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆
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Khalifa
Guest
Sep 23, 2015
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
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Joseph Kawawa
Guest
Sep 22, 2015
Why don’t koalas make great detectives? They’re terrible at following koal-ifications! 🐨🕵️♂️
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Lucy Mushi
Guest
Sep 10, 2015
😆 Bookmarking this!
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸
😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!
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Samuel Omondi
Guest
Aug 31, 2015
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️💡
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Omari
Guest
Aug 22, 2015
You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. 🌮🤷♂️
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Grace Njuguna
Guest
Aug 20, 2015
😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!
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Dorothy Mwakalindile
Guest
Aug 19, 2015
Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃♀️
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Fadhili
Guest
Aug 17, 2015
It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂
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Nasra
Guest
Aug 5, 2015
I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
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Peter Mbise
Guest
Aug 3, 2015
What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛♂️🍊
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Robert Okello
Guest
Aug 1, 2015
What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨⚖️👔
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Mjaka
Guest
Jul 30, 2015
😂 I need to save this one forever!
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Habiba
Guest
Jul 30, 2015
I run like the winded. 🏃♂️💨
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Grace Mligo
Guest
Jul 26, 2015
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! 🐝🍯
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Joseph Kiwanga
Guest
Jul 5, 2015
Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️
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Andrew Odhiambo
Guest
Jun 25, 2015
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤
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Edward Chepkoech
Guest
Jun 15, 2015
How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺
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Samuel Were
Guest
Jun 13, 2015
I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍♂️
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Edward Lowassa
Guest
May 18, 2015
I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂
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Rose Mwinuka
Guest
May 18, 2015
Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨
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David Musyoka
Guest
May 17, 2015
Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹
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Michael Onyango
Guest
May 8, 2015
It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎
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Rahma
Guest
May 7, 2015
Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆
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Philip Nyaga
Guest
May 3, 2015
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬
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Mwajabu
Guest
Apr 27, 2015
I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷♂️😆
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Grace Wairimu
Guest
Apr 27, 2015
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅
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Stephen Kangethe
Guest
Apr 26, 2015
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
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Alice Jebet
Guest
Apr 25, 2015
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
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Mashaka
Guest
Apr 14, 2015
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥
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Jacob Kiplangat
Guest
Apr 11, 2015
Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴
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Yusra
Guest
Apr 6, 2015
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭
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Janet Mbithe
Guest
Mar 29, 2015
I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏
