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Omar
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Feb 19, 2016
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😏🛡️
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Michael Onyango
Guest
Feb 19, 2016
Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄
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Yahya
Guest
Feb 14, 2016
Running is great. Unless you faint. 🏃♀️🥵
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Patrick Kidata
Guest
Feb 12, 2016
How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! 🐝🪮
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Richard Mulwa
Guest
Feb 11, 2016
😄 Pure comedy gold!
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Mashaka
Guest
Feb 6, 2016
😆 Laughing so hard right now!
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Mwinyi
Guest
Jan 31, 2016
Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆
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Nashon
Guest
Jan 23, 2016
Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! 🦞🙅♂️
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Samuel Omondi
Guest
Jan 21, 2016
I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜
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Fikiri
Guest
Jan 20, 2016
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
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Anna Mchome
Guest
Jan 16, 2016
It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎
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George Wanjala
Guest
Jan 14, 2016
The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰
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Michael Onyango
Guest
Jan 9, 2016
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔
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Rahim
Guest
Dec 26, 2015
The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. 📖💼
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Mwanakhamis
Guest
Dec 22, 2015
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨
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Juma
Guest
Dec 17, 2015
Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍
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Ruth Kibona
Guest
Dec 16, 2015
😆 Rolling on the floor!
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Henry Mollel
Guest
Dec 15, 2015
Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂
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Nassar
Guest
Dec 15, 2015
At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜
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Muslima
Guest
Dec 5, 2015
Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌
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Agnes Lowassa
Guest
Dec 1, 2015
This is pure comedy gold! 😄
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Furaha
Guest
Nov 15, 2015
My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼
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Mtumwa
Guest
Nov 2, 2015
You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. 🌮🤷♂️
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Nassor
Guest
Oct 30, 2015
🤣 That twist at the end, though!
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Khamis
Guest
Oct 25, 2015
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃
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Mzee
Guest
Oct 22, 2015
If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? 👠🤔
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Mwakisu
Guest
Oct 9, 2015
I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅
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Daniel Obura
Guest
Oct 8, 2015
This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣
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Grace Mligo
Guest
Oct 8, 2015
I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞
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Khalifa
Guest
Oct 5, 2015
Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌
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Francis Njeru
Guest
Oct 5, 2015
What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜
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Grace Njuguna
Guest
Sep 23, 2015
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴
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Baraka
Guest
Sep 23, 2015
I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅
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Mwalimu
Guest
Sep 23, 2015
Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤
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Habiba
Guest
Sep 15, 2015
Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥
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Khalifa
Guest
Sep 14, 2015
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
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Edward Chepkoech
Guest
Sep 2, 2015
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️
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Emily Chepngeno
Guest
Aug 29, 2015
😂 I need to save this one forever!
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Salima
Guest
Aug 13, 2015
😆 Still cracking up!
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Thomas Mtaki
Guest
Aug 11, 2015
Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨
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Philip Nyaga
Guest
Aug 7, 2015
How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂
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Janet Wambura
Guest
Jul 20, 2015
I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆
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Leila
Guest
Jul 16, 2015
Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻
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Nassor
Guest
Jul 5, 2015
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾🏅
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Catherine Naliaka
Guest
Jun 28, 2015
Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹
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Neema
Guest
Jun 22, 2015
Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔
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Diana Mallya
Guest
Jun 20, 2015
My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭
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Francis Mtangi
Guest
Jun 19, 2015
😂 I’m sending this to everyone I know!
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Peter Mwambui
Guest
Jun 18, 2015
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆
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Patrick Kidata
Guest
Jun 14, 2015
What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴☠️🥬
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David Kawawa
Guest
Jun 5, 2015
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆
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Betty Kimaro
Guest
Jun 4, 2015
To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣
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John Malisa
Guest
Jun 2, 2015
How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! 🌮🙏
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Azima
Guest
May 22, 2015
How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️
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Catherine Naliaka
Guest
May 16, 2015
If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. 🔥😅
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Anna Mahiga
Guest
May 14, 2015
Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋
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Janet Sumari
Guest
May 4, 2015
😃 Mood instantly lifted!
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Josephine Nduta
Guest
Apr 25, 2015
This joke deserves an award! 🏆
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Agnes Sumaye
Guest
Apr 24, 2015
Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏
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Samuel Were
Guest
Apr 16, 2015
I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍♂️🍔
