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Yahya
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May 1, 2016
Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎
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Raphael Okoth
Guest
Apr 10, 2016
Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛♂️🧄
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Anna Mchome
Guest
Mar 31, 2016
🤣 This joke is just too good!
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Kassim
Guest
Mar 30, 2016
I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️👋
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Nancy Akumu
Guest
Mar 29, 2016
I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪
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Rahma
Guest
Mar 21, 2016
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬
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Peter Mugendi
Guest
Mar 10, 2016
I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍♂️🍔
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Paul Ndomba
Guest
Mar 6, 2016
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. 🍷🙏
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Fadhila
Guest
Mar 4, 2016
I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍♂️
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Nashon
Guest
Mar 3, 2016
How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰
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Andrew Mchome
Guest
Feb 29, 2016
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜
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Linda Karimi
Guest
Feb 9, 2016
This is pure comedy gold! 😄
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Ibrahim
Guest
Feb 9, 2016
How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋
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Andrew Mchome
Guest
Feb 7, 2016
I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂
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Robert Okello
Guest
Jan 31, 2016
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿
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Josephine Nekesa
Guest
Jan 21, 2016
I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. 🥃🍹
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Andrew Odhiambo
Guest
Jan 20, 2016
It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎
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Samson Mahiga
Guest
Jan 7, 2016
I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴
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Grace Mushi
Guest
Jan 7, 2016
😁 This is gold!
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Frank Sokoine
Guest
Dec 28, 2015
What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻
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Michael Onyango
Guest
Dec 6, 2015
Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! 🐔🥁
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Anna Mchome
Guest
Nov 29, 2015
It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂
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Lucy Kimotho
Guest
Nov 25, 2015
What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛♂️🍊
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Zakia
Guest
Nov 21, 2015
I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅
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Lydia Wanyama
Guest
Nov 19, 2015
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯😜
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Kahina
Guest
Nov 14, 2015
Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯
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David Chacha
Guest
Nov 1, 2015
Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣
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Mchuma
Guest
Oct 29, 2015
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆
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Robert Ndunguru
Guest
Oct 26, 2015
I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🤷♀️
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Faith Kariuki
Guest
Oct 24, 2015
This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯
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Aziza
Guest
Oct 21, 2015
What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜
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Tambwe
Guest
Sep 28, 2015
😄 Pure comedy gold!
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Violet Mumo
Guest
Sep 24, 2015
My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃
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Mwajabu
Guest
Sep 19, 2015
I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰
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Chiku
Guest
Sep 12, 2015
I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 🗓️🍔
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Kahina
Guest
Sep 11, 2015
Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨
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Elizabeth Mtei
Guest
Sep 10, 2015
You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. 🎮🤔
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Mwanaidha
Guest
Sep 4, 2015
If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. 🔥😅
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Agnes Lowassa
Guest
Aug 18, 2015
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆
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Emily Chepngeno
Guest
Aug 13, 2015
What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚
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Safiya
Guest
Aug 7, 2015
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🚀🎉
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Mwinyi
Guest
Jul 13, 2015
I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷♂️🤭
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Nyota
Guest
Jul 3, 2015
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪
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Ahmed
Guest
Jul 1, 2015
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️
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Nchi
Guest
Jun 27, 2015
😄 Too good!
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Alex Nakitare
Guest
Jun 20, 2015
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛♂️
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Josephine
Guest
May 31, 2015
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟
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Rose Lowassa
Guest
Apr 30, 2015
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔
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Bernard Oduor
Guest
Apr 30, 2015
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣
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Andrew Odhiambo
Guest
Apr 21, 2015
😂 I’m sending this to everyone I know!
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Mwalimu
Guest
Apr 17, 2015
I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. 😜🦄
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Mary Kidata
Guest
Apr 14, 2015
What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴☠️🦵
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Shabani
Guest
Apr 14, 2015
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔
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Peter Mwambui
Guest
Mar 24, 2015
What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺
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Edwin Ndambuki
Guest
Mar 24, 2015
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😏🛡️
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Monica Nyalandu
Guest
Mar 22, 2015
My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈
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Margaret Anyango
Guest
Mar 17, 2015
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧
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Thomas Mwakalindile
Guest
Mar 11, 2015
What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂
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Agnes Lowassa
Guest
Mar 4, 2015
Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬
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Mwanaisha
Guest
Mar 4, 2015
Running is great. Unless you faint. 🏃♀️🥵
