Mummies love rap music! ๐ค๐ฅ
Explanation: Mummies are known for being wrapped up in bandages, right? So, what better way to get their groove on than with some sick beats and slick rhymes of rap music! Just imagine a mummy breakdancing with their bandages flowing in the air, bringing the ancient Egyptian culture into the modern world. It's a hilarious combination of old and new, making the mummies the coolest pharaohs on the dance floor! ๐๐บ๐ฅ
Habiba (Guest) on April 13, 2016
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Youโre too young to smoke! ๐ ๐ญ
Josephine Nduta (Guest) on April 11, 2016
I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. ๐๐
Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on March 20, 2016
I thought growing old would take longer. ๐๐ต
Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on March 14, 2016
Iโm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. ๐งฉ๐คฏ
James Malima (Guest) on March 8, 2016
Itโs okay if you donโt like me. Not everyone has good taste. ๐๐
Simon Kiprono (Guest) on March 5, 2016
I wonโt be impressed with technology until I can download food. ๐๐ป
Brian Karanja (Guest) on March 5, 2016
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! ๐ฆจโ๏ธ
Tambwe (Guest) on March 2, 2016
You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. ๐ฎ๐ค
Leila (Guest) on March 2, 2016
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! ๐ ๐ง
Chris Okello (Guest) on February 26, 2016
๐ I can't stop laughing at this one!
Athumani (Guest) on January 30, 2016
Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! ๐ฐ๏ธ๐พ
Esther Nyambura (Guest) on January 29, 2016
Iโve learned so much from my mistakes, Iโm thinking of making a few more. ๐๐
Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on January 22, 2016
How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! ๐๐ฐ
Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on January 14, 2016
Iโm not overweight. Iโm just under-tall. ๐๏ธโโ๏ธ๐ค
Makame (Guest) on December 18, 2015
Whatโs a snowmanโs favorite snack? Ice Krispies! โ๐
Joyce Nkya (Guest) on December 11, 2015
What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! ๐ฅ๐ก
Victor Malima (Guest) on December 4, 2015
๐ That punchline was epic!
Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on December 3, 2015
What did the traffic light say to the car? Donโt look, Iโm changing! ๐ฆ๐
Salma (Guest) on November 30, 2015
๐ Totally didnโt see that coming!
John Lissu (Guest) on November 25, 2015
Brilliant! The timing was perfect! โฐ
John Mushi (Guest) on October 26, 2015
Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. ๐๏ธ๐ด
Furaha (Guest) on October 22, 2015
How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! ๐ฅ๐ฅ
Sofia (Guest) on October 22, 2015
Why donโt we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! ๐ฝ๐
Edward Lowassa (Guest) on October 16, 2015
My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know Iโm not dead. ๐๏ธ๐
Leila (Guest) on October 8, 2015
๐ I had to share this with everyone!
Robert Okello (Guest) on October 3, 2015
I have too many apps on my phone, but thereโs no app to keep track of them. ๐ฑ๐
Mary Sokoine (Guest) on September 25, 2015
I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. ๐ป๐๏ธ
Chris Okello (Guest) on September 18, 2015
I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. ๐๐ช
Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on September 16, 2015
Sorry, I canโt come to the phone right now. Iโm busy being fabulous. ๐๐
Mwanahawa (Guest) on September 4, 2015
I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. โก๐
Irene Akoth (Guest) on August 27, 2015
This joke is too funny, Iโm sharing it with everyone! ๐
Janet Wambura (Guest) on August 25, 2015
I canโt wait to tell this joke at my next party! ๐
Mwafirika (Guest) on August 24, 2015
Why donโt bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! ๐๐ฏโโ๏ธ
Nasra (Guest) on August 24, 2015
Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. ๐งโโ๏ธ๐
Nashon (Guest) on August 14, 2015
๐ I canโt even breathe, so funny!
Victor Kamau (Guest) on August 13, 2015
Iโve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. ๐งโโ๏ธ๐
Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on August 12, 2015
Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! ๐พ๐ต
Mwalimu (Guest) on August 11, 2015
If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. ๐ฆ๐ธ
John Mwangi (Guest) on August 10, 2015
Running late is my cardio. ๐๐โโ๏ธ
Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on July 26, 2015
๐คฃ This joke is too good!
Umi (Guest) on July 25, 2015
Life is too short to remove USB safely. ๐๐ป
Rahim (Guest) on July 24, 2015
I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? ๐๐ค
Mary Mrope (Guest) on July 24, 2015
I havenโt lost my mind. Itโs backed up on a hard drive somewhere. ๐พ๐คฏ
Maimuna (Guest) on July 22, 2015
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldnโt see himself doing it! ๐ป๐ซ
Habiba (Guest) on July 19, 2015
What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! ๐ฆ๐ฟ
Kassim (Guest) on July 18, 2015
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. ๐๐
Diana Mallya (Guest) on July 17, 2015
Why was the math book always confused? It couldnโt figure anything out! ๐๐คทโโ๏ธ
Halimah (Guest) on July 5, 2015
My hobbies include eating and complaining that Iโm gaining weight. ๐๐
Juma (Guest) on June 24, 2015
If at first, you donโt succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. ๐ฉโ๐ง๐คทโโ๏ธ
Leila (Guest) on June 21, 2015
I love sleep because itโs like a time machine to breakfast. ๐๏ธ๐ฅ
Charles Wafula (Guest) on June 16, 2015
Why donโt you write with a broken pencil? Because itโs pointless! โ๏ธ๐
Bahati (Guest) on June 11, 2015
This is pure comedy gold! ๐
Rubea (Guest) on May 30, 2015
Why couldnโt the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! ๐๐
Nancy Komba (Guest) on May 30, 2015
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! ๐๐ฆ
Yahya (Guest) on May 27, 2015
This joke just turned my whole mood around! ๐
Fikiri (Guest) on May 22, 2015
Donโt you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. ๐ค๐ฌ
Hawa (Guest) on May 22, 2015
Why donโt basketball players ever go on vacation? Theyโre afraid of traveling! ๐โ๏ธ
Mary Kidata (Guest) on May 18, 2015
I would lose weight, but I donโt like losing. ๐๏ธโโ๏ธ๐
Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on May 12, 2015
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! โ๐ช
Janet Sumaye (Guest) on May 12, 2015
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! โฑ๏ธ๐