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Frank Macha
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Jan 30, 2016
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! 💀🍖
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Janet Mbithe
Guest
Jan 30, 2016
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔💬
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Biashara
Guest
Jan 23, 2016
When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆
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Makame
Guest
Jan 15, 2016
What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛♂️🍊
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Zakia
Guest
Jan 15, 2016
What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️
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Diana Mumbua
Guest
Jan 12, 2016
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
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Monica Nyalandu
Guest
Jan 10, 2016
I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳
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Agnes Sumaye
Guest
Dec 17, 2015
This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣
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Robert Okello
Guest
Dec 17, 2015
Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍
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Joseph Kawawa
Guest
Dec 14, 2015
🤣 This joke just made my whole day!
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John Mwangi
Guest
Dec 2, 2015
Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂
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Charles Wafula
Guest
Nov 30, 2015
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠
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Joseph Mallya
Guest
Nov 24, 2015
Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻
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Nancy Kawawa
Guest
Nov 21, 2015
How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰
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Hashim
Guest
Nov 21, 2015
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣
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Hawa
Guest
Nov 20, 2015
What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨
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Ruth Wanjiku
Guest
Nov 11, 2015
😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!
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Hashim
Guest
Oct 29, 2015
If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. 🔥😅
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Joseph Mallya
Guest
Oct 25, 2015
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🚀🎉
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Benjamin Masanja
Guest
Oct 24, 2015
What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤
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Lucy Kimotho
Guest
Oct 24, 2015
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
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Michael Onyango
Guest
Oct 20, 2015
I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔
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Majid
Guest
Oct 17, 2015
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋
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Maimuna
Guest
Oct 12, 2015
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹
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Khamis
Guest
Oct 8, 2015
What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧
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Monica Lissu
Guest
Oct 7, 2015
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪
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Nora Lowassa
Guest
Oct 7, 2015
Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻
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Peter Mwambui
Guest
Oct 5, 2015
I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪
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Faith Kariuki
Guest
Oct 2, 2015
Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡
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Agnes Njeri
Guest
Sep 28, 2015
Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬
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Edward Chepkoech
Guest
Sep 28, 2015
This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯
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Joyce Aoko
Guest
Sep 19, 2015
😆 That punchline was epic!
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Mashaka
Guest
Sep 14, 2015
This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂
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Peter Tibaijuka
Guest
Sep 6, 2015
I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆
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Agnes Njeri
Guest
Aug 30, 2015
😄 Too good!
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Rose Amukowa
Guest
Aug 29, 2015
Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄
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Dorothy Mwakalindile
Guest
Aug 28, 2015
😄 This is pure brilliance!
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Athumani
Guest
Aug 11, 2015
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓
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Raha
Guest
Jul 26, 2015
I need six months of vacation, twice a year. 🏖️😂
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Amir
Guest
Jul 22, 2015
😆 That punchline!
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Stephen Kikwete
Guest
Jul 20, 2015
I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶
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Fredrick Mutiso
Guest
Jul 16, 2015
What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋
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Kahina
Guest
Jul 3, 2015
I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆
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Daudi
Guest
Jun 23, 2015
Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶
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Nasra
Guest
Jun 19, 2015
😂 I’m saving this one!
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Abubakar
Guest
Jun 16, 2015
I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
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Lydia Mahiga
Guest
Jun 13, 2015
🤣 Didn’t see that coming!
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Anna Mchome
Guest
May 23, 2015
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️
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Edward Chepkoech
Guest
May 20, 2015
I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
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Andrew Mchome
Guest
May 17, 2015
What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy! ⛄🐕
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Janet Mwikali
Guest
May 8, 2015
Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 🦴🎉
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Kenneth Murithi
Guest
May 5, 2015
What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴
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Moses Mwita
Guest
May 4, 2015
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿
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Stephen Kangethe
Guest
May 1, 2015
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥
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Amani
Guest
Apr 15, 2015
I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆
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Agnes Njeri
Guest
Apr 7, 2015
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭
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Kahina
Guest
Mar 30, 2015
Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰
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Hellen Nduta
Guest
Mar 24, 2015
How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉
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Sultan
Guest
Mar 19, 2015
Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳
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Baraka
Guest
Mar 7, 2015
I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴
