What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?
πΉ A heartfelt embrace and a bouquet of lovely carrots! π₯π₯
Explanation: The farmer gave his wife a bouquet of carrots instead of flowers because, well, he's a farmer! It's a playful and humorous twist on the traditional Valentine's Day gift. Plus, who wouldn't appreciate a bunch of fresh and crunchy carrots? π₯π
Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on January 9, 2016
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. ποΈπΆοΈ
John Lissu (Guest) on January 8, 2016
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. ππ€£
Janet Mwikali (Guest) on January 3, 2016
I donβt care if the glass is half full or half empty. Iβm just glad itβs not a shot glass. π₯πΉ
Habiba (Guest) on January 3, 2016
Iβd agree with you but then weβd both be wrong. π€·ββοΈπ
Maulid (Guest) on January 2, 2016
I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. βπββοΈ
Abubakar (Guest) on January 1, 2016
If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. ππ
Carol Nyakio (Guest) on December 31, 2015
Iβve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? ποΈββοΈπΆ
Nuru (Guest) on December 3, 2015
π Iβm still laughing!
Nancy Akumu (Guest) on November 25, 2015
Iβm not saying Iβm Batman, but youβve never seen us in the same room together. π¦ΈββοΈπ¦
Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on November 25, 2015
I donβt have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. π€·ββοΈπ
Anna Kibwana (Guest) on November 24, 2015
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? π«β
Latifa (Guest) on November 16, 2015
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! ππ΅οΈββοΈ
Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on November 12, 2015
How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! π¦π
Victor Kamau (Guest) on November 8, 2015
Whatβs Beethovenβs favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! πΉπ
Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on November 1, 2015
Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because theyβre transparent! π»π€₯
Ruth Kibona (Guest) on October 31, 2015
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. π²π
Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on October 25, 2015
Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! π β½
Bahati (Guest) on October 20, 2015
My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. πΈπ
Omar (Guest) on October 20, 2015
You know youβre getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. ππ₯
Rabia (Guest) on October 18, 2015
I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. π΄ποΈ
Hashim (Guest) on October 16, 2015
Why donβt oysters donate to charity? Because theyβre shellfish! π¦ͺπ°
Francis Mtangi (Guest) on October 15, 2015
My dream job would be the karma delivery person. ππ
Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on October 10, 2015
This is the kind of joke you donβt forget! π
Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on October 8, 2015
I wonβt be impressed with technology until I can download food. ππ»
Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on October 5, 2015
Iβm not overweight. Iβm just under-tall. ποΈββοΈπ€
Baraka (Guest) on September 30, 2015
π Iβm definitely stealing this one!
Francis Mrope (Guest) on September 26, 2015
Iβm great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. β³π
Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on September 20, 2015
π Saving this one!
Grace Mushi (Guest) on September 20, 2015
Whatβs a pirateβs favorite letter? You think itβs R, but it be the C! π΄ββ οΈπ
Hashim (Guest) on September 17, 2015
π Can't stop laughing!
Maneno (Guest) on September 15, 2015
I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? ππ€
Mwagonda (Guest) on September 11, 2015
Whatβs a snakeβs favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! ππ
Alice Mrema (Guest) on August 20, 2015
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! ππ¦
Mwanais (Guest) on August 18, 2015
Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! πΆπ΅
Rashid (Guest) on August 15, 2015
What did the traffic light say to the car? Donβt look, Iβm changing! π¦π
Latifa (Guest) on August 14, 2015
What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, Iβll go on ahead! π©πββοΈ
Rabia (Guest) on July 30, 2015
The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. ππΌ
Tambwe (Guest) on July 26, 2015
If you think nobody cares if youβre alive, try missing a couple of car payments. ππ΅
Brian Karanja (Guest) on July 26, 2015
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! ππ·
Hawa (Guest) on July 14, 2015
Iβve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. π§ββοΈπ
Stephen Malecela (Guest) on July 11, 2015
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. ππ
Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on July 3, 2015
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. πΌπΈ
Halima (Guest) on July 2, 2015
I donβt need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. βπ
Juma (Guest) on June 29, 2015
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! ππ
Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on June 9, 2015
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. π ποΈ
Victor Sokoine (Guest) on June 5, 2015
Donβt you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. π€π¬
Nuru (Guest) on June 1, 2015
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeΓ±o business! πΆοΈπ€
Sarah Mbise (Guest) on May 30, 2015
Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they donβt have chairs! ππ₯
Athumani (Guest) on May 28, 2015
Donβt give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! π΄π€
Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on May 23, 2015
I'm not lazy; Iβm just highly motivated to do nothing. ποΈπ
Frank Macha (Guest) on May 18, 2015
I donβt go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. π€―π€ͺ
Salma (Guest) on May 17, 2015
If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. ππ΄
Salum (Guest) on May 9, 2015
Running late is my cardio. ππββοΈ
Asha (Guest) on May 9, 2015
I need six months of vacation, twice a year. ποΈπ
Fadhila (Guest) on April 7, 2015
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! π π
Jane Muthui (Guest) on April 5, 2015
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. ππ
Bahati (Guest) on April 2, 2015
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. πͺβ
Mary Kidata (Guest) on April 1, 2015
That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, youβre innocent.' π¬π
Mjaka (Guest) on March 28, 2015
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! π€§π
Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on March 28, 2015
You canβt make everyone happy. Youβre not pizza. ππ€·ββοΈ