What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?
🌹 A heartfelt embrace and a bouquet of lovely carrots! 🥕🥕
Explanation: The farmer gave his wife a bouquet of carrots instead of flowers because, well, he's a farmer! It's a playful and humorous twist on the traditional Valentine's Day gift. Plus, who wouldn't appreciate a bunch of fresh and crunchy carrots? 🥕😄
Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on January 9, 2016
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️🕶️
John Lissu (Guest) on January 8, 2016
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 💑🤣
Janet Mwikali (Guest) on January 3, 2016
I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. 🥃🍹
Habiba (Guest) on January 3, 2016
I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷♂️😆
Maulid (Guest) on January 2, 2016
I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕🏃♂️
Abubakar (Guest) on January 1, 2016
If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂
Carol Nyakio (Guest) on December 31, 2015
I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️♂️👶
Nuru (Guest) on December 3, 2015
😅 I’m still laughing!
Nancy Akumu (Guest) on November 25, 2015
I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. 🦸♂️🦇
Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on November 25, 2015
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
Anna Kibwana (Guest) on November 24, 2015
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓
Latifa (Guest) on November 16, 2015
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️♂️
Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on November 12, 2015
How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂
Victor Kamau (Guest) on November 8, 2015
What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌
Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on November 1, 2015
Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥
Ruth Kibona (Guest) on October 31, 2015
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😲👀
Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on October 25, 2015
Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! 👠⚽
Bahati (Guest) on October 20, 2015
My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭
Omar (Guest) on October 20, 2015
You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥
Rabia (Guest) on October 18, 2015
I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. 😴🛏️
Hashim (Guest) on October 16, 2015
Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰
Francis Mtangi (Guest) on October 15, 2015
My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈
Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on October 10, 2015
This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂
Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on October 8, 2015
I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻
Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on October 5, 2015
I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. 🏋️♂️🤏
Baraka (Guest) on September 30, 2015
😂 I’m definitely stealing this one!
Francis Mrope (Guest) on September 26, 2015
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂
Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on September 20, 2015
😆 Saving this one!
Grace Mushi (Guest) on September 20, 2015
What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! 🏴☠️🌊
Hashim (Guest) on September 17, 2015
😂 Can't stop laughing!
Maneno (Guest) on September 15, 2015
I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔
Mwagonda (Guest) on September 11, 2015
What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚
Alice Mrema (Guest) on August 20, 2015
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘
Mwanais (Guest) on August 18, 2015
Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵
Rashid (Guest) on August 15, 2015
What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗
Latifa (Guest) on August 14, 2015
What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! 🎩🏃♂️
Rabia (Guest) on July 30, 2015
The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. 📖💼
Tambwe (Guest) on July 26, 2015
If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵
Brian Karanja (Guest) on July 26, 2015
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
Hawa (Guest) on July 14, 2015
I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘♂️😆
Stephen Malecela (Guest) on July 11, 2015
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆
Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on July 3, 2015
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸
Halima (Guest) on July 2, 2015
I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖
Juma (Guest) on June 29, 2015
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝
Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on June 9, 2015
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️
Victor Sokoine (Guest) on June 5, 2015
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔💬
Nuru (Guest) on June 1, 2015
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭
Sarah Mbise (Guest) on May 30, 2015
Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! 🐔🥚
Athumani (Guest) on May 28, 2015
Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤
Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on May 23, 2015
I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆
Frank Macha (Guest) on May 18, 2015
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪
Salma (Guest) on May 17, 2015
If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴
Salum (Guest) on May 9, 2015
Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃♀️
Asha (Guest) on May 9, 2015
I need six months of vacation, twice a year. 🏖️😂
Fadhila (Guest) on April 7, 2015
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅👗
Jane Muthui (Guest) on April 5, 2015
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜
Bahati (Guest) on April 2, 2015
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋
Mary Kidata (Guest) on April 1, 2015
That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅
Mjaka (Guest) on March 28, 2015
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃
Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on March 28, 2015
You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. 🍕🤷♂️